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Offline Gina

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Deadly gas
« on: October 09, 2012, 10:16:47 AM »
http://www.kait8.com/story/19761646/harmless-teasing-over-flatulence-leads-to-deadly-fight


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WARRENSVILLE HEIGHTS, OH (WOIO) - Police say a 16-year-old girl is dead and another 16-year-old girl is in police custody.  Officials say the girls were fighting around 8 p.m. Wednesday at 4769 Walford Road in Warrensville Heights.

According to witnesses the victim was teasing the suspect because she passed gas.  One thing led to another and fisticuffs began flying.  Witnesses also tell 19 Action News that several adults stood around and watched the whole thing go down, including the victim's stepfather.  But by the time he intervened, it was too late.

Shaakira Dorsey collapsed once the fight was broken up.  EMS rushed her to the hospital, where she died.  The Cuyahoga County Medical Examiner has not yet released her cause of death.

The teen suspect has been charged with one count of murder.  Her name is not being released.

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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 02:37:03 PM »
Shitty way to go.
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 02:38:24 PM »
That really stinks.
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 02:57:57 PM »
It sure is sad she passed.
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 03:01:11 PM »
It's sad, but that's the kind of thing that can happen when you're farting around.

There she is, on the marble slab with a tag hanging off her toe, flatus a pancake.
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 03:14:52 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 09, 2012, 03:01:11 PM
It's sad, but that's the kind of thing that can happen when you're farting around.

There she is, on the marble slab with a tag hanging off her toe, flatus a pancake.

 :lmao:  you are a gas!
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 03:15:22 PM »
Ot:  I am off to my gas engineering class for realz   :lmao:  
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2012, 04:41:43 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 09, 2012, 03:15:22 PM
Ot:  I am off to my gas engineering class for realz   :lmao:  

"Gas engineering class?"

C'mon, Gina. 'Fess up. What restaurant are you going to?
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2012, 05:47:51 PM »
Women fart?

<<didn't know that.
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2012, 05:49:34 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 09, 2012, 05:47:51 PM
Women fart?

<<didn't know that.

No, Frank. Women don't fart.

They "poot."
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2012, 06:49:42 PM »
If I was married, I could never eat at Taco Bell again.
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2012, 10:18:08 PM »
Not to sound callous, but shit happens.
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2012, 04:20:45 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 09, 2012, 05:49:34 PM
No, Frank. Women don't fart.

They "poot."

So true. Most women don't stop talking long enough to build up the required back pressure needed for a righteous fart,therefore the Poot. :whistling:
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2012, 04:24:21 AM »
Stress is relieved by either bitching or farting.  If people didn't do one or the other, they'd explode.
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2012, 06:09:56 AM »
Farting is just another way a husband can say, "I love you!" to his wife.
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2012, 06:31:00 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2012, 06:09:56 AM
Farting is just another way a husband can say, "I love you!" to his wife.

My hubby rarely farts.  I am serious.  Something is wrong with him.  I take pride in mine  :-)
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Re: Deadly gas
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2012, 08:23:44 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2012, 06:09:56 AM
Farting is just another way a husband can say, "I love you!" to his wife.

Speak O toothless wonder!
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