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Offline Freeper

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"My god. We have a felon running for president"
« on: October 06, 2012, 09:22:14 AM »
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"My god. We have a felon running for president"


 
Dave Letterman, Friday, October 5, 2012, 2349 EDT

During a bit about comedic "Zogby Poll" results regarding the debate, between actual scripted lines, Dave looks into the camera and, very seriously, says "I believe we will find out that Mitch Rmoney has paid no federal taxes at all," after which he muttered the line in the thread title.

I love Dave.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021481959

I had to look at the date to be sure that this wasn't an old thread, you know to give them the benefit of a doubt that it was posted before Romney released his taxes, but no the date is Oct 5, 2012.

This right here shows us all that truth is not important one bit to the DUmmies. All they care about is the accusation and whether they can get uninformed people to buy it.

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2. Has DU ever sent him a thank you?

Does anyone know? We should. He has been true blue to the cause and really does deserve to know how much we appreciate him. I think about this every time someone posts about another one of his gems.

Of course you goons love him, he is spouting a lie that you wanted so badly to be true.

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3. Finally. A public figure with cojones...and he's a comedian.

If he wasn't a felon, IMHO, he'd show us his returns, rather than "Flipping us The Bird". Sorry, Big Bird, no offense, the other "bird".

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5. It's pretty bad when we have to rely on a late night comediene to leak what we all suspect.

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11. May Dave say Mitch as often as

Republicans say Democrat party. Sublime

The difference being is I'm not going to cry like a baby when Romney is called Mitch, like you goons cry when we say democrat party.

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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2012, 10:04:09 AM »
Well known lefty stand-up comedian making comedic remarks, and the DUmp "takes it to the bank".
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5. It's pretty bad when we have to rely on a late night comediene to leak what we all suspect.
Whodda thunk.    :lmao:
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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2012, 10:05:52 AM »
Letterman is boring, unfunny, and way past his prime.

No wonder Stinky likes him.
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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2012, 10:07:39 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 06, 2012, 10:05:52 AM
Letterman is boring, unfunny, and way past his prime.

No wonder Stinky likes him.

Isn't cocaine use a felony? So we have a felon AS a president, no?
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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2012, 10:09:20 AM »
I quit watching Letterman years ago. He is a hack who kills himself to be funny, and he isn't even close.

As for felons? We have a Felon in the White House ...
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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2012, 10:11:36 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 06, 2012, 10:05:52 AM
Letterman is boring, unfunny, and way past his prime.

No wonder Stinky likes him.

I just don't see how anyone ever thought he was funny.
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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2012, 10:20:31 AM »
That's right and somehow he won in 2008.
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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2012, 10:47:05 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 06, 2012, 10:05:52 AM
Letterman is boring, unfunny, and way past his prime.

No wonder Stinky likes him.

The sparkling old dude even likes leisure suits and Elvis sideburns.
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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2012, 12:31:13 PM »
When I saw the thread title, I thought someone from the Choom Gang had come forward.

But most of them ODed years ago.
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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2012, 01:38:46 PM »
Letterman is the one person I can say is an embarrasment to the national college social fraternity to which he and I both belong.
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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2012, 03:59:35 PM »
I'm waiting for the "polygamist" meme to pop up.............
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Re: "My god. We have a felon running for president"
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2012, 06:45:37 PM »
There is at least one working to get Big Ears re elected.


http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2012/04/21/corzine_amid_scandal_is_among_obamas_top_bundlers.html

Corzine, Amid Scandal, Is Among Obama's Top Bundlers

Jon Corzine -- under federal and congressional investigation following accusations that the securities firm he headed illegally took clients' funds before collapsing -- is among President Obama's top re-election campaign bundlers, raising at least $500,000, according to the campaign’s filing Friday with the Federal Election Commission.

Corzine, the former New Jersey senator and governor, and former head of Goldman Sachs, is among 127 individuals (dubbed “volunteer fundraisers” in the parlance used by Obama’s Chicago campaign) credited with raising more than $500,000 through the first quarter of 2012.

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