we will find out that Ossama bin Laden was never buried at sea.
Obama will trott out a stuffed Bin Laden with a Pull string. Pull the string and bin Laden will say things like:
"Dabnabit! Obama killed me!"
"Obama killed me! But I'm still voting for him."
"Bush couldn't kill me, but Dabnabit, Obama sure did!"
"Did I mention Obama killed me?"
"Silence! I kill you!"