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They suck at this game
« on: September 24, 2012, 09:30:23 AM »
The name of the game is to show how the opposition fails to meet a given standard that most reasonable people would agree upon.

The OP wants Rmoney to adhere to the "hard days work" standard.

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I'll vote for Romney if he puts in a full, honest day's work in a coal mine.

Dear lurking Romney campaign workers, there's a vote for you here in Michigan if Romney works a full 8 hour shift in a coal mine (and provides video and photographic evidence).
 
One day off the campaign trail, in a coal mine, gets my vote.

You have my word.

Anyone else have any ideas of Romney could do for votes?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021405792

The problem is: when you start this game you have to make sure the scenario is plausible.

If you demand the other side do something reasonable you had best make certain your side hasn't made it unreasonably impossible to do the thing you're asking.

To wit:

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Rep. Nick Rahall (D-W.Va.) said the Obama administration’s policies present the toughest uphill battle for the coal industry in his 36-year congressional career.
 
That would mean Rahall, who has long advocated for the coal industry, ranks Obama below former Democratic presidents Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter in his handling of the coal industry.

“All the Appalachian states, we’re in this together,” Rahall told The Hill on Friday. “And as I said last night on the floor, it does appear as if the EPA [Environmental Protection Agency] sees a politically expendable region of this country. And you know what that means: They don’t have to worry about it.”

http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/251001-dem-slams-obama-on-epa-rules-coal

So much for Obama being president of us all but how is Rmoney--or even people in Appalachia--supposed to work in coal mines if Obama has decided to punish them for their lack of faith?
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Re: They suck at this game
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2012, 09:34:34 AM »
Obama has my vote if he admits that he is a liar and not your GOD, libbies. :popcorn:






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Re: They suck at this game
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2012, 09:37:35 AM »
Well-played, madame.
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Re: They suck at this game
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2012, 09:51:39 AM »
Reminds me of a country song....original by Cisco Houston


Come all you young fellers, so young and so fine
And seek not your fortunes way down in the mine
It will form like a habit and seep in your soul
'Til the stream of your blood flows as black as the coal

   It's dark as a dungeon and damp as the dew
   Where the dangers are double and the pleasures are few
   Where the rain never falls and the sun never shines
   It's dark as a dungeon way down in the mines


There is many a man I have seen in my day
Who lived just to labor his whole life away
Like the fiend with his dope and the drunkard his wine
A man will have lust for the lure of the mine

   It's dark as a dungeon and damp as the dew
   Where the dangers are double and the pleasures are few
   Where the rain never falls and the sun never shines
   It's dark as a dungeon way down in the mines

I hope when I'm dead and the ages shall roll
That my body will blacken and turn into coal
I will look from the door of my heavenly home
And pity the miner a' diggin' my bones

   It's dark as a dungeon and damp as the dew
   Where the dangers are double and the pleasures are few
   Where the rain never falls and the sun never shines
   It's dark as a dungeon way down in the mines
   It's dark as a dungeon way down in the mine
   It's dark as a dungeon way down in the mine

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Re: They suck at this game
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2012, 10:54:56 AM »
I think getting the vote of the coal miners is going to be the very least of Romney's problems.
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2012, 04:08:33 PM »
Obama gets my vote if he simply admits what we all know- that he's incompetent and never should have been elected given his lack of experience and judgement.
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2012, 05:15:59 PM »
I went to a birthday party in Ohio yesterday.  I saw a ton of signs that said "Stop the war on coal, Fire Obama!"  I was surprised because of how many I saw.  It still shocks me that anyone in the coal industry would vote for him anyway.
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2012, 05:21:55 PM »
...Fire Obama!" 

 :panic: Them racist rednecks want to burn Obama like a witch!  :panic:
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Re: They suck at this game
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2012, 06:33:01 PM »
They pretty much suck at everything except, well, uh, sucking.  O-)



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Re: They suck at this game
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2012, 06:35:12 PM »
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I'll vote for Romney if he puts in a full, honest day's work in a coal mine.

I'll go you one better, DUmmie.

I'll vote for Barack Milhouse Obama if he milks a cow. Not a full, honest day's work for a dairy farmer.

Just one cow.



I'll supply the cow.



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Re: They suck at this game
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2012, 07:24:34 PM »
This is what happens when you play the Game of Thrones...


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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2012, 07:51:42 PM »
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I just noticed BHO's left hand.

It's nice that Michelle gave him an engagement ring.

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Re: They suck at this game
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2012, 07:52:42 PM »
I just noticed BHO's left hand.

It's nice that Michelle gave him an engagement ring.



 :rofl: nice find.

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Re: They suck at this game
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2012, 03:27:55 AM »
I'll go you one better, DUmmie.

I'll vote for Barack Milhouse Obama if he milks a cow. Not a full, honest day's work for a dairy farmer.

Just one cow.

I'll supply the cow.



 :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

Make that a "Marker Bull" and require him to milk 1 gallon of milk ... I'll pay to watch.

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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2012, 05:55:10 AM »
Make that a "Marker Bull" and require him to milk 1 gallon of milk ... I'll pay to watch.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Isn't BHO a marker bull?







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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2012, 06:41:25 AM »

Isn't BHO a marker bull?


Well, they both piss like a girl but at least the marker bull still has his balls.
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Re: They suck at this game
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2012, 06:52:03 AM »
I just noticed BHO's left hand.

It's nice that Michelle gave him an engagement ring.



That is so weird because it looks nothing like this  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/29/barack-obamas-indonesian_n_339069.html



He has a special Indonesian band  ::)






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« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2012, 08:24:38 AM »
That is so weird because it looks nothing like this  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/29/barack-obamas-indonesian_n_339069.html

He has a special Indonesian band  ::)
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« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2012, 09:43:58 AM »
It's the device that controls the alien lizard in his head.

Did Khan put it there? :tongue: :fuelfire:
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« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2012, 09:47:11 AM »
No, it was the reptilians.
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