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sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« on: September 20, 2012, 01:53:37 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021384671

Oh my.

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DonRedwood (1,063 posts)  Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:18 PM

(fanfare please) Ladies and Gents, MY MOM JUST WENT BLUE!!!!!!

I took my 76 year old mom to the airport this morning. She and I have an agreement (well, she does. This is her rule: "I don't talk politics with you."). Over the years she has become more and more conservative.

I know she listens to Fox and is very Catholic. She hates birth control and abortion. (likes gay peeps) but she has bought the whole "Your Christianity is under attack" argument. Our last political conversation turned into an argument because my mom is sure the Muslims (and others) are trying to take away her Christmas.

She has also bought some of the crap about minorities and welfare. When I showed her the stats in 2010 of who uses welfare, she was incredulous. She'd bought the right's numbers and was shocked to see to who and where our welfare funding goes. I truly think she thought most of black America is on welfare and white people don't use it.

Today in the car I asked her if she had seen Romney's video and she blew up. She thinks he is "disgusting" and is offended by his attitudes and money. Her comment: "He is so rich he has no idea what everyone else deals with." I asked her if she was voting for Romney and she said "No. I could never vote for a man like that." (She voted for McCain). During the 25 minute drive she spent most of talking about how awful Mitt Romney is. I hardly said a word.

In just three days I have had two strong, conservative, Republican-voting women in my life, who have not only admitted that they dislike Romney, but they have committed to voting against him.

People, it feels like I got my mom back today!

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

^^bouncing ball, in case one mistakes it for a jumping frog

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DonRedwood (1,063 posts)  Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:23 PM

2. She's a voter--my family has always taken voting very seriously

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DonRedwood (1,063 posts)  Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:45 PM

8. Just a few months ago my mom was pretty danged anti-Obama

There is hope for you yet!!!

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DonRedwood (1,063 posts)  Thu Sep 20, 2012, 02:40 PM

7. It really does!! She does so much to help people so to see her going red was very sad to me

It made me kind of sick, to be honest.

So, this is a good day!!!!

Question.

Based upon previous practice and usage and tradition on Skins's island, isn't it about three weeks too early to start bouncing the ball?

There's bouncies all year long on Skins's island, but in previous election seasons, they never got this numerous until 2-3 weeks before the election.

One wonders what's up with this new trend, why it is.
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2012, 02:00:55 PM »
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People, it feels like I got my mom back today!

Sounds like she has dementia if she is changing over to a lib this late in life.
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2012, 02:12:45 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 20, 2012, 02:00:55 PM
Sounds like she has dementia if she is changing over to a lib this late in life.

Sounds more to me like she was just twitting her stupid son.
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2012, 02:13:21 PM »
DUmmy DonRedwood is another DUmp homo putting on a last minute DOTY campaign, much like DUmmy snotspout a couple of years ago.

I hope no one gives him a vote.

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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2012, 02:15:18 PM »
DUchebagDUn is making a run for rookie DUmbass of the year.
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2012, 02:18:08 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 20, 2012, 02:13:21 PM
DUmmy DonRedwood is another DUmp homo putting on a last minute DOTY campaign, much like DUmmy snotspout a couple of years ago.

I hope no one gives him a vote.

Yeah.

I'm planning on "selling" a full slate--eleven, as many as in a football team--of primitives for the Top DUmmies of 2012, and this one's not even on the fifth string.
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2012, 02:30:51 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 20, 2012, 02:12:45 PM
Sounds more to me like she was just twitting her stupid son.

I'm with you, Coach.  Just shutting the stupid spawn up. :bitchslap:
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2012, 03:03:44 PM »
My dad (God bless him) is a raging liberal. If he started in on me like that about Romney, I'd tell him I'm voting for Obama just to shut him up and keep the peace.

Thanksgiving ought to be fun this year! (/sarcasm)
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2012, 03:36:39 PM »
He talked down to his mother then bragged about it on the DUmp.

Very disrespectful.  If he were my kid I would have thumped him on the forehead.
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2012, 04:05:40 PM »
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". . .my mom is sure the Muslims (and others) are trying to take away her Christmas. . . ."

From the DU posts one can read at Christmas, a bigger worry should be the democrats trying to take away her Christmas.  Oh wait.  I bet that's who DUDOn was refering to with the "and others".
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2012, 05:50:08 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on September 20, 2012, 03:03:44 PM
My dad (God bless him) is a raging liberal. If he started in on me like that about Romney, I'd tell him I'm voting for Obama just to shut him up and keep the peace.


I suspect that is what the dummy's parent did... right after she thought "Oh Lord how I have failed as a parent."    :-)
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2012, 06:06:20 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 20, 2012, 05:50:08 PM
I suspect that is what the dummy's parent did... right after she thought "Oh Lord how I have failed as a parent."    :-)

LOL! I'm pretty sure my dad feels that way when he realizes he spawned an eeeeeeeeevil Rethuglican. I try to avoid politics but he usually starts raving like one of the DUmmies and then...well, the 4th Commandment was never my favorite anyway.  :-)
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2012, 06:10:17 PM »
I love how that 5 minutes before the conversion they are always brainwashed by Fox News, then all of a sudden a talking point from the left wakes them up from their brainwashing.
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2012, 07:52:57 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on September 20, 2012, 06:10:17 PM
I love how that 5 minutes before the conversion they are always brainwashed by Fox News, then all of a sudden a talking point from the left wakes them up from their brainwashing.

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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2012, 08:21:17 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 20, 2012, 02:00:55 PM
Sounds like she has dementia if she is changing over to a lib this late in life.

If you have ever been in the company of a committed "primitive" (that is a great term) for any length of time you might understand that an aging lady might just glad hand her ignorant son just to get him to shut UP!!
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2012, 10:57:38 AM »
Quote from: Conservative_Sangfroid on September 20, 2012, 08:21:17 PM
If you have ever been in the company of a committed "primitive" (that is a great term) for any length of time you might understand that an aging lady might just glad hand her ignorant son just to get him to shut UP!!

And then plan how to make sure she leaves an estate of ZERO for the DUchebag.
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2012, 11:41:26 AM »
Haha, spend it all
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2012, 12:03:49 PM »
That's ok...I am working on one his DUmmies that work with me and turning him around. Today I am taking him a printout of the 100 Days Until Taxmageddon.

http://www.atr.org/printpage.php

http://www.atr.org/days-taxmageddon-a7203
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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2012, 01:18:35 PM »
Okay, even if we except the premise all these bouncies are true...what are they, up 20 voters now or something?

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Re: sequoia Don primitive bounces a big ball, a really big ball
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2012, 01:22:46 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on September 21, 2012, 01:18:35 PM
Okay, even if we except the premise all these bouncies are true...what are they, up 20 voters now or something?Cindie

Yeah, but then you have to count all their dead relatives votes...we're talking hundreds of dead votes.
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