“How come your husband shows up for work at 10AM and goes home at 2PM and my parents have to work all day? “
“How come you take so many vacations, when you don’t even have a job? “
“Who’s dumber, your husband or Hillary Clinton?â€
“How come you keep coming to our school and bugging us? “
“Your husband is always on David Letterman. Is he a clown, or do you have another husband who is president?â€
“Is your husband one of those “Tommy has two daddies†guys? “
The Fine Report