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My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« on: September 06, 2012, 07:45:48 PM »
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My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits


 
They are in total denial that Bill Clinton's speech was phenomenal, except to say "everyone wants to vote for him instead of Obama".

It's delicious to see them having kittens that Mitt Romney has run his campaign about as effectively as someone who wants to be the local dogcatcher and can't even summon up a decent pitch for that job, while President Obama's campaign has been pitch perfect and full of TRUE facts. LOL.

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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 08:00:09 PM »
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What you don't know is that they laugh at you after they hang up the phone. 
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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 08:03:33 PM »
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It's delicious to see them having kittens that Mitt Romney has run his campaign about as effectively as someone who wants to be the local dogcatcher and can't even summon up a decent pitch for that job, while President Obama's campaign has been pitch perfect and full of TRUE facts. LOL.

I suppose that is why O is up 15 points...oh wait a minute,he is tied or behind.

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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2012, 08:03:48 PM »
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They are in total denial that Bill Clinton's speech was phenomenal, except to say "everyone wants to vote for him instead of Obama".


DUmmies lie, all the time. No conservative would suggest a vote for that sleazy cockhound, who brought such disgrace upon the office.

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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2012, 08:27:28 PM »
I have a senior in HS that is taking a speech class.  Part of the requirements of the class is for him to watch some speeches.  Needless to say the last 2 weeks have been great for speeches.  I had him watch the big dog last night.  I personally think that Clinton gives great speeches.  Don't agree with anything in them, but his delivery is usually great, and he can get a crowd going.  I thought his speech was real good, content sucked, but I have always liked him as an orator. 

THere is a difference between his delivery and his content.  I think I can like his delivery and reject his content.  And I am going to vote numerous times on the 5th of November or Romney.   
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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2012, 08:43:56 PM »
Well, they aren't in tears of rapturous joy like they were in 2008.
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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2012, 09:11:21 PM »
I laugh at how conservatives are so often depicted as writhing in agony after a democrat speech.

I say this is 100% projection.

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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2012, 09:16:38 PM »
I have a senior in HS that is taking a speech class.  Part of the requirements of the class is for him to watch some speeches.  Needless to say the last 2 weeks have been great for speeches.  I had him watch the big dog last night.  I personally think that Clinton gives great speeches.  Don't agree with anything in them, but his delivery is usually great, and he can get a crowd going.  I thought his speech was real good, content sucked, but I have always liked him as an orator. 

THere is a difference between his delivery and his content.  I think I can like his delivery and reject his content.  And I am going to vote numerous times on the 5th of November or Romney.   

I always liked listening to Clinton speak. He is he one of only a couple of Liberals I like. I don't agree with anything he said last night, but I do like him.

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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2012, 09:19:21 PM »
I always liked listening to Clinton speak. He is he one of only a couple of Liberals I like. I don't agree with anything he said last night, but I do like him.

I don't like him, but he is a good orator. He could read a phone book and I would listen.  But, I still don't like him.  I am prejudiced though.  Never had a thing for cheaters. I really don't like cheaters.   :censored:
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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2012, 09:56:31 PM »
So their conservative friends were one of a handful actually watching?

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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2012, 10:10:12 PM »
Pitch perfect, Aerows?  What was it that the delegates were booing about the other day?  Was it God or Israel or the corrupt leadership of their party? 
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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2012, 04:18:03 AM »
Pitch perfect, Aerows?  What was it that the delegates were booing about the other day?  Was it God or Israel or the corrupt leadership of their party? 

Yes.

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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2012, 05:35:22 AM »
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My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits


 
They are in total denial that Bill Clinton's speech was phenomenal, except to say "everyone wants to vote for him instead of Obama".

It's delicious to see them having kittens that Mitt Romney has run his campaign about as effectively as someone who wants to be the local dogcatcher and can't even summon up a decent pitch for that job, while President Obama's campaign has been pitch perfect and full of TRUE facts. LOL.

They're laughing at you - not with you. ****ing moron.

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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2012, 06:39:43 AM »
Honey Boo Boo Child tied Clinton in the ratings, just sayin!
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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2012, 06:42:47 AM »
I have a senior in HS that is taking a speech class.  Part of the requirements of the class is for him to watch some speeches.  Needless to say the last 2 weeks have been great for speeches.  I had him watch the big dog last night.  I personally think that Clinton gives great speeches.  Don't agree with anything in them, but his delivery is usually great, and he can get a crowd going.  I thought his speech was real good, content sucked, but I have always liked him as an orator.  

THere is a difference between his delivery and his content.  I think I can like his delivery and reject his content.  And I am going to vote numerous times on the 5th of November or Romney.  
I saw that.  :rotf:
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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2012, 06:59:07 AM »
BJ Clinton is a punchline.  He has never been especially popular outside moonbat circles.  Clinton is not very intelligent.  His voice is not a pleasant thing in which to listen. And.....

The most important thing to remember:  The immoral and puffy man would not have been president without Ross Perot.

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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2012, 08:57:49 AM »
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...while President Obama's campaign has been pitch perfect and full of TRUE facts. LOL.
As opposed to what? False facts?

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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2012, 09:23:06 AM »
BJ Clinton is a punchline.  He has never been especially popular outside moonbat circles.  Clinton is not very intelligent.  His voice is not a pleasant thing in which to listen. And.....

The most important thing to remember:  The immoral and puffy man would not have been president without Ross Perot.

This is true.

Wonder what he rewarded Ross with for that little fact? The Chinese got missile technology.
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Re: My conservative family members are hilarious and having fits
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2012, 11:00:58 AM »
This is true.

Wonder what he rewarded Ross with for that little fact? The Chinese got missile technology.

Fact is had this man Clinton found a way to duck tape the woman's mouth from the beginning, he would have gone down as a Great President.

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