From my high school buddy

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I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me.
 
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
 
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents". I replied:
 
12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate; 1 useless President.
 
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
 
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I FORGET?