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Offline Undies

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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2012, 07:54:51 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 10, 2012, 01:39:50 AM
Luby's in Killeen is disaster proof. Lightning never strikes twice. No one has read "The World According to Garp" ?

That location has been closed for over 10 years.  It's a Chinese buffet or some such now.
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Re: Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2012, 11:38:21 AM »
How about an 0bama urn?
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2012, 04:56:29 PM »
I am looking for ideas related to getting "old".
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2012, 05:16:13 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on August 10, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
I am looking for ideas related to getting "old".

How about a gift certificate for a headstone?
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2012, 05:54:34 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on August 10, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
I am looking for ideas related to getting "old".

Coffin.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2012, 06:11:01 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on August 10, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
I am looking for ideas related to getting "old".
A portrait of Dorian Gray.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2012, 06:12:15 PM »
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2012, 06:13:15 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on August 10, 2012, 05:54:34 PM
Coffin.

OUCH....


Too expensive and too big to put in the mail.

LOL.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2012, 03:18:42 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 10, 2012, 06:11:01 PM
A portrait of Dorian Gray.

Want to hear something sad? I only get that reference because of Far Side cartoons.  :-)
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2012, 12:51:35 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 12, 2012, 03:18:42 PM
Want to hear something sad? I only get that reference because of Far Side cartoons.  :-)
Yeah, like you didn't watch the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen".
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Re: Re: Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2012, 08:58:34 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 13, 2012, 12:51:35 AM
Yeah, like you didn't watch the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen".

Far Side came first.
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