Taverner looks for LSD DUmmies....

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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Oct-10-11 06:23 PM
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Any LDS DUers out there? I know you exist...
   
Or at least liberal Mormons.

Yes, I'm an atheist, but I kinda think we all have the right to practice whatever religion, faith or philosophy we wish. Just as you would hate for Jefress to force you to follow one religion over another, I would too.

Anyway, I know you guys are out there. Just want to see a show of hands

He must have a really good dealer.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=214x308330

[GOBUCKS]

LDS is a nadinized version of LSD, so Taverner is interested.

[DumbAss Tanker]

If one is going to post a mole trap, one should try just a wee bit harder not to post a sign on it in Molish that says "Beware!  Mole Trap!"

[franksolich]

This makes me rather uneasy.

The Taverner primitive of course is losing it--his deterioration is obvious--and some day's going to wreak violence, or try to do damage.

I wonder if the Taverner primitive has in the back of his mind shooting up a Mormon church-gathering, or blowing up a Mormon elementary school.

Given the Taverner primitive's state of mind, I have a bad feeling about this query of his.

[GOBUCKS]

This makes me rather uneasy.

The Taverner primitive of course is losing it--his deterioration is obvious--and some day's going to wreak violence, or try to do damage.

I wonder if the Taverner primitive has in the back of his mind shooting up a Mormon church-gathering, or blowing up a Mormon elementary school.

Given the Taverner primitive's state of mind, I have a bad feeling about this query of his.

Taverner is a junkie, and junkies rarely commit violent crimes. All they want is money for their next score. DUmmy Taverner is almost certainly
into burglary, shoplifting, purse snatching, things like that.

[FlippyDoo]

For no particular reason I've just recently been studying the body of work that has been brought over here from Taverner and stumbled upon this thread. It interested me so I checked the DU link and found the below.

Taverner  (1000+ posts)     
Mon Oct-10-11 05:34 PM
Response to Reply #4
8. I get the feeling they stay real quiet in Utah

I met a bunch in the Peace Corps though. Most of them wanted to do a "mission" without cramming religion down others throats.

Met a bunch in California too...

But yeah, Utah gets real conservative and Republican. Ironic, since part of the original Republican platform was Anti-Mormonism.

I have heard of anti-Mormonism before but I don't think I had ever heard it tied specifically to the Republican Party. I'm pretty certain that I have never heard that it was part of the original Republican platform so I did an internet search on Yahoo using "Anti-Mormon" and "Republican". The first result on the list was a wikipedia link that said: in the second half of the century when the practice of polygamy in Utah was widely considered by the U.S. Republican Party as one of the "twin relics of barbarism" along with slavery.

So apparently, Taverner was correct.

Then I noticed how the wiki statement also basically says that the Republican Party was against slavery. I began to wonder if the Republican Party was the party AGAINST slavery which party was the party FOR slavery? The first answer would naturally be the Democrat Party. When you take into account the fight that the dems put up against the various early Civil Rights measures the thought of the Democrat Party being the party FOR slavery seems even more logical. Even today with the Democrat Party telling people of color that they can't succeed without government handouts and government help like Affirmative Action it almost sounds as if the Democrat Party is still the party FOR slavery.

After all of that, I thought: isn't it ironic that so many people of color vote Democrat since the Democrat Party was (still is?) the party FOR slavery.

Finally, I reread Taverner's post and realized that he brought about all of that thought with just 6 simple sentences (including the title). He does brilliant work.

[JohnnyReb]

For DUmmies LDS means...Later Drug Stages.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Taverner really obviously loves LDSers.

[Ogre]

If one is going to post a mole trap, one should try just a wee bit harder not to post a sign on it in Molish that says "Beware!  Mole Trap!"

But in the DUmp you kind of have too or else the normal primitives would be endangered.  It is kind of like the tag on my son's Superman costume cape that warns it does not enable the wearer to fly.

[ChuckJ]

But in the DUmp you kind of have too or else the normal primitives would be endangered.  It is kind of like the tag on my son's Superman costume cape that warns it does not enable the wearer to fly.

I believe it was Wendy Bagwell that said when he was growing up they were so poor that his parents could only buy him the Superman cape. He put it on and tried to jump off of the roof of a car and broke his arm. He then figured you must need the entire suit to be able to fly.