Somewhere in a box in the attic is a commemorative pin for the 1972 Anchorage, Alaska Fur Rendezvous.
It consists of a shellacked moose turd with pipe-cleaner antlers and painted eyes (thus superficially resembling a moose head) attached to a wooden disc proclaiming the nature and date of the event.
My parents bought it for me at the event. I was seven years old and thought it one of the coolest things evar.
I don't think eating moose turds-- or any other form of coprophagy-- is a good idea.
Good morning, everyone. Happy Hump Day-- now go forth and do it.
