Grassy Knoll
How to talk To Republicans: Stanford
By JASON STANFORD
CAGLE CARTOONS NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE
Doesn't it seem like Republicans are wrong about everything these days?
The list of demonstrable malarkey that Republicans hold to be unalienable truths is laughably long: Obama is Kenyan; Obamacare has death panels, increases the deficit, and pays for health care for illegal immigrants; Abortions give you breast cancer and cause pain in fetuses as young as 20 weeks; Iraq had WMDs and Saddam Hussein collaborated with Al Qaeda; Tax cuts increase government revenue; Obama's stimulus created no jobs, and in fact government spending is hurting our economic recovery; If we don't raise the debt ceiling, we can simply prioritize payments and avoid disaster; We are a Christian nation whose forefathers "warned the British" about our gun rights, "worked tirelessly" to abolish slavery, debated Creationism before Charles Darwin even thought of evolution, and never intended to separate church and state; Evolution is not real, and global warming, if it's even happening, isn't our fault.
1. Obama is Kenyan. That is his ancestry. This is no different than me saying that I'm Scottish in ancestry.
2. Obamacare does have death panels. Liberal labeling of them being something else does not change their function or intended purpose. It does increase deficits by large amounts. This is fact. And we already pay for healthcare for illegal aliens so why would Obamacare be any different in that regard? Its not like Dems are going to stop funneling medical and other welfare payments to illegals.
3. Abortion being linked to breast cancer is not some republican conspiracy, its the results of medical studies. And the pain of fetuses is another study. What studies have the left done showing this not to be the case?
4. Iraq did have WMDs just ask all those gassed Kurds. i'm sure the DUmbass has seen those pics before.
5. Tax cuts do increase revenue. This is historic fact demonstrated by the Reagan years. Any idiot can google that up, even a DUmmy if he/she/it is willing to drop the cognitive dissonance for a moment.
6. The Stimulus did not create any jobs. Obama has net lost millions of jobs over his term. This is fact. He even joked about the shovel ready jobs not being so shovel ready.
7. Government spending is hurting our economy because it has exploded. So much has to be confiscated from the private sector that it has kept us in a deep recession the entire Obama term.
8. If we don't raise the debt ceiling, cut taxes, and cut frivolous spending then you bet your DUmb ass the economy will not only turn around, but soar.
9. Evolution is a poor theory that is lacking in so much proof that left wing propaganda has to keep it protected from debate. Much of the so called "proof" has already been debunked. Not only that, but the liberals and their attitude of somehow equating this poor theory to proof that god does not exist reveals the ideology and stupidity behind it. Evolution, whether fully proven or not, in no way would prove or disprove the existence of god.
10. Humans are not having any appreciable affect on global temperatures. This has been demonstrated in the historic records while the global warming data was revealed to be fraud. Once again, a left wing theory has to be protected by left wing propaganda from debate.
Gee, that was easy.
