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Offline Schadenfreude

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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2012, 09:58:05 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2012, 05:09:34 PM
Is there a version that releases male pheromones? :hyper: :naughty: O-)

Silly.... a pheromone is a pheromone! Actually, i take that back. Female pheromones were not released until Barackobama liberated them.  :whatever:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2012, 10:05:00 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 09:58:05 PM
Silly.... a pheromone is a pheromone! Actually, i take that back. Female pheromones were not released until Barackobama liberated them.  :whatever:

Now that is friggen funny. H5!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2012, 10:08:18 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 05, 2012, 10:05:00 PM
Now that is friggen funny. H5!

Here is the sad thing, I have real friends who think the Julia story is truth to power.  :hammer: I swear, get me out of this liberal hell hole.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2012, 10:31:02 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 10:08:18 PM
Here is the sad thing, I have real friends who think the Julia story is truth to power.  :hammer: I swear, get me out of this liberal hell hole.

You are welcome to move here. You can have Lauren's room when she leaves for collage.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2012, 10:37:13 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 05, 2012, 10:23:24 AM
Uh....dontcha really mean BEER SAMPLING DAY?

Having some while I brew would be a good idea, but it's Scoobie's b-day on Monday and I wanna surprise her with something.

But she won't tell me what she wants.  Pfft.  "Just another day," she says.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #55 on: May 06, 2012, 09:40:38 AM »
Getting BEG and Schadey together is dangerous. 
Girls say they just wanna have fun...but they have a few drinks, start huffing Pheromones...and who knows where that may lead?!!!  :panic:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #56 on: May 06, 2012, 10:18:51 AM »
Yeah, they don't look dangerous with all that 80's hair and makeup...but they ARE!
The 80's were a toxic mix of big hair, alcohol and pheromones. The carnage was devastating!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A[/youtube]
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #57 on: May 06, 2012, 10:21:24 AM »
Pretty sure that was Captain Lou Alban.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #58 on: May 06, 2012, 11:48:48 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 09:58:05 PM
Female pheromones were not released until Barackobama liberated them.  :whatever:

 :rotf:

H5 and Hi - so good to see you again.  You've been away too long!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #59 on: May 06, 2012, 12:32:22 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 05, 2012, 10:31:02 PM
You are welcome to move here. You can have Lauren's room when she leaves for collage.

That would be fun. I will have to break it to my family.  :lmao:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #60 on: May 06, 2012, 12:33:09 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 06, 2012, 09:40:38 AM
Getting BEG and Schadey together is dangerous. 
Girls say they just wanna have fun...but they have a few drinks, start huffing Pheromones...and who knows where that may lead?!!!  :panic:

I have missed you Mr. Mannn! :blowkiss:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #61 on: May 06, 2012, 12:34:31 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on May 06, 2012, 11:48:48 AM
:rotf:

H5 and Hi - so good to see you again.  You've been away too long!

Was that a H5 or a slap on the ass? :naughty: Good to see you too.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #62 on: May 06, 2012, 06:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 06, 2012, 12:33:09 PM
I have missed you Mr. Mannn! :blowkiss:
I missed you too. Come to think of it, its been a long while since we talked.
:blowkiss: right back at cha!

I remember a thread I made cause I couldn't stand the caveman avatar you were using and it became a contest for Schade worthy avatars...and you liked this one:


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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #63 on: May 06, 2012, 10:19:34 PM »
What can I say? I love it!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #64 on: May 06, 2012, 10:30:16 PM »
I miss the party again.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #65 on: May 06, 2012, 10:38:36 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 04, 2012, 10:22:28 PM
Welcome to every man's private fantasy.  Angelina or Jennifer...

:-)

HELL YES! I hear she's kinda off her rocker though. Like, seriously...

By the way, what's in Flair's one hand. I know he has the World Heavyweight title in his right, but what's in his left?

PS: I am maintaining absolute sobriety. Maybe for the rest of my life. Not to rain on your thread, BEG, or the rest of the party, but I just can't get down like that anymore.

And how the hell do you type straight when you're drunk, BEG. I sure as hell can't. We must have two completely different views of "drunk." Although, mine involves almost dying most of the time I drink, so....
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #66 on: May 06, 2012, 10:48:49 PM »
It's an 'energy shot' liquid vitamin supplement. It makes a nice pick-me-up.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #67 on: May 06, 2012, 10:56:48 PM »
Ah. Lord knows he needs it these days...

5 hr Energy is good stuff. Only energy shot I drink.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #68 on: May 07, 2012, 07:05:42 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on May 06, 2012, 10:56:48 PM
Ah. Lord knows he needs it these days...

5 hr Energy is good stuff. Only energy shot I drink.

I had one of those 5 Hour Energy drinks once, a few years ago.  I was having problems at around 2 PM, every day, at work.  Damn near fell asleep a few times.  Well, I got one of those and drank it at 1 PM one day.  At 11:51 PM I was wide awake and still staring at the ceiling where the atomic clock was beaming the time, thinking to myself, "Well, that was real smart." :thatsright:  Haven't touched the stuff since.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #69 on: May 07, 2012, 10:12:00 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 07, 2012, 07:05:42 AM
I had one of those 5 Hour Energy drinks once, a few years ago.  I was having problems at around 2 PM, every day, at work.  Damn near fell asleep a few times.  Well, I got one of those and drank it at 1 PM one day.  At 11:51 PM I was wide awake and still staring at the ceiling where the atomic clock was beaming the time, thinking to myself, "Well, that was real smart." :thatsright:  Haven't touched the stuff since.

I don't have a problem with that stuff at all. Will drink one, maybe two (especially and almost exclusively while driving long distances), I will definitely sleep when I get to where I'm going.

No atomic clocks for me, TYVM!  :-)
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #70 on: May 07, 2012, 10:13:39 AM »
I picked up a couple of no-name knockoffs a couple months ago.  I didn't want to drink the entire thing so I used half a bottle at a time.  Worked just fine.

Now, I'm off to get another cup of coffee.  Mondays. :yawn:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #71 on: May 07, 2012, 02:48:12 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 07, 2012, 10:12:00 AM
I don't have a problem with that stuff at all. Will drink one, maybe two (especially and almost exclusively while driving long distances), I will definitely sleep when I get to where I'm going.

No atomic clocks for me, TYVM!  :-)

Those 5 Hour Energy things sell like hotcakes at our Petro truck stop. They can't stock enough of them.

And I really, really need one of those Screamin' Eagle alarm clocks or something. I don't wake up to regular alarms. The only problem is, those things plug into car cigarette lighters for truckers. I need one of those with prong plug ins. :(
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #72 on: May 07, 2012, 05:51:35 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on May 06, 2012, 10:30:16 PM
I miss the party again.

The party is eternal when Schade is involved!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #73 on: May 07, 2012, 09:13:28 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 07, 2012, 05:51:35 PM
The party is eternal when Schade is involved!

And that is the ding dang truth!   :cheersmate:
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