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Offline Chris_

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Barack Obama: Winning
« on: April 24, 2012, 09:00:46 AM »
Just a collection of today's stories and headlines that make me scratch my head and wonder what kind of dumbass fool would vote for this man a second time.

Obama Selects Woman Who Wanted to Invade Israel As Chair of Genocide Panel

White House appoints former Obama student to head GSA

White House investigation declares White House innocent in Secret Service scandal

In 2008, Obama promises a Pay As You Go approach to spending


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Re: Barack Obama: Winning
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 03:24:54 PM »
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Re: Barack Obama: Winning
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 04:11:58 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 24, 2012, 03:24:54 PM
Obama: “I Can Do Any Job Better Than the People I Hire to Do It”

No comment. :rotf:

#6 April 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm
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That explains why he hires idiots.....and that was my thoughts also.
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Re: Barack Obama: Winning
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2012, 04:16:56 PM »
He should hire Charlie Sheen.
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Re: Barack Obama: Winning
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 04:25:41 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 24, 2012, 04:16:56 PM
He should hire Charlie Sheen.

For what...head hooker and drug tester?

"I am saving taxpayers money by combining offices. I would like to introduce you now to my new Vagina and Drug Czar, Charlie Sheen....stand up Charlie...uh...stand up charlie... He's a real go getter....uh... He's not laying down on the job ladies and gentlemen, he's already on the job testing drugs.....will somebody please help Charlie to get up?"
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Barack Obama: Winning
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 05:05:01 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 24, 2012, 04:25:41 PM
For what...head hooker and drug tester?

"I am saving taxpayers money by combining offices. I would like to introduce you now to my new Vagina and Drug Czar, Charlie Sheen....stand up Charlie...uh...stand up charlie... He's a real go getter....uh... He's not laying down on the job ladies and gentlemen, he's already on the job testing drugs.....will somebody please help Charlie to get up?"
And, as a bonus, he's "Winning" !
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Re: Barack Obama: Winning
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 05:51:54 PM »
Holy crap. It would be a lot funnier if those were from The Onion.
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