Author Topic: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?  (Read 470 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline FlippyDoo

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1627
  • Reputation: +699/-14
  • Oh NO!!!!! It's a rebel windmill!!!!
A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
« on: April 20, 2012, 05:48:10 PM »
As many of you know, during the last presidential election it was implied that everyone would get a unicorn if The Changer was elected. Unfortunately, before any of the unicorns could be delivered they all tragically died in a fire caused by The Changer's teleprompter. I thought that was the end of the unicorn saga, but it seems as if I was mistaken.

Due to the closeness of the polls and psychic cries from DU, I have word that The Changer's people are talking about bringing back the unicorns for this election. I know. You're all wondering how they can even talk about the unicorns if they all died in the fire. Well, apparently they were able to recover some unicorn DNA from the body and are doing some cloning.

The problem is that the recovered DNA was badly damaged in the fire. In an attempt to correct the damaged DNA they have spliced in DNA from two sources. I suppose somewhat like was done in Jurassic Park.

One thing that I believe is a mistake on their part is that I've heard that they are using scientists who are unemployed global warming advocates instead of scientists that specialize in DNA.

No photos were allowed to be taken of the original unicorns, and naturally they are not allowing any photos to be taken of this new cloned breed. I, however, have been able to obtain a hastily drawn rendition of both from a fictional spirit-guide friend who is on assignment on site.

The first is one of the original unicorns. The second is the clone. With the clone it appears that at least one, and possibly both, of the sources used for the spliced DNA were Jackasses.

Original unicorn


Cloned unicon?
Fictional spirit-guiding by appointment.
conservativecave.com & conservativeunderground.com

For new members and lurkers: I am a fictional spirit-guide with no smell whatsoever. I am part irish setter and part pigeon. If you don't smell any strange smells it means I'm probably standing next to you. As I am a fictional character anything I post should possibly be considered fictional.

Offline miskie

  • Mailman for the VRWC
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10449
  • Reputation: +1015/-54
  • Make America Great Again. Deport some DUmmies.
Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2012, 05:57:20 PM »

Offline vesta111

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9712
  • Reputation: +493/-1154
Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2012, 06:06:53 PM »
What Obama did not tell [his people] or others is that a Unicon is only attracted to Virgins or either sex.

What good is a Unicon if one is not a Virgin ?????

Offline diesel driver

  • Creepy Ass Cracker and Smart-Ass White Boy!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9126
  • Reputation: +605/-55
  • Enhancing My Carbon Footprint!
Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2012, 04:28:36 AM »

Two jackasses in one photo.  "Twin brothers from different mothers."

http://www.electstevedawes.com
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

Offline bijou

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8937
  • Reputation: +336/-26
Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2012, 04:26:01 PM »
Yay, there will be unicorns for all. Hurrah!




BTW Flippy with all this dog eating going on, you need to be a bit careful this coming election season.  :-)



Offline miskie

  • Mailman for the VRWC
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10449
  • Reputation: +1015/-54
  • Make America Great Again. Deport some DUmmies.
Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2012, 04:30:34 PM »
Yay, there will be unicorns for all. Hurrah!




BTW Flippy with all this dog eating going on, you need to be a bit careful this coming election season.  :-)

Wow. that's bad art -- it gave me Flight of the Conchords flashbacks.


Offline bijou

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8937
  • Reputation: +336/-26
Re: A fictional spirit-guide report: unicons?
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2012, 04:51:47 PM »
Wow. that's bad art -- it gave me Flight of the Conchords flashbacks.


Just google 'obama unicorn' there is a veritable feast of bad art at least one of which is bordering on pr0n.