Renaissance Man (128 posts) Sun May-11-08 11:14 PM
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37. I think I have the best story!
Edited on Sun May-11-08 11:16 PM by Renaissance Man
My aunt visited my grandmother about a month ago when my grandmother went in for surgery and some family just happened to be in town (worried about grandmother of course) and after grandma came out of surgery, the family started discussing politics.
So...some family "happened" to be there? Well, good thing since grandma was having surgery. My grandmother had a heart attack and surgery last summer...I went to stay with her "on purpose". We had tons more to talk about besides politics.
There was grandma, somewhat reclined in her favorite chair, after the family was discussing Sen. Obama and the primaries when an aunt (grandma's daughter) of mine stated, "Well, (her husband) and I are Republicans!" Shit hit the fan, and whatever pain medicine grandma was taking must have not been strong.
*Note: Grandma is an African-American woman, born in the Jim Crow South.
Grandma and adult daughter are just now sharing their political affiliation? I pretty much know what my family members believe. A few decades of conversation will do that.
So, as the story goes, after my aunt's declaration of being a Republican, grandma tells her, "How could you be so got-damn stupid?"
At this point, I'm literally biting my tongue trying to hold laughter.
So "as the story goes"? Were you there or hearing this second hand (or perhaps just making things up as you go along? I suppose grandma could've called her daughter "got-damn stupid", but I guess even the moonbats in my family have a little more class because they just wouldn't say something that mean and insulting.
Aunt answers, "Well, the Republicans are against abortion?"
Yeah, people are Republican because of only one issue.
Grandma says, "Yeah, they're so pro-life, but they don't have a problem with sending 4,000 soldiers off to die in a war over a lie?"
Dead silence. I think that the aunt was given a harsh pill to swallow.
And the money quote that reveals this story to be the bullshit it truly is. That "sending 4,000 soldiers off to die in a war over a lie" is a phrase repeated, verbatim, daily on DU. Oh, and for future reference when you decide to make up another story, screeching DU talking points just isn't intimidating nor is it going to make daughter change her point of view...being a Republican, "aunty" hears it all the time and sees it on the bumper stickers of Volvos, Toyota hatchbacks, and hybrids every day.
Cindie