5 Ways to Avoid Getting Busted for Pot

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5 Ways to Avoid Getting Busted for Pot

5 Ways to Avoid Getting Busted for Pot
How not to become a statistic in our nation's enormous, expensive war on marijuana.
by Scott Morgan
April 9, 2012

Each year, close to a million Americans are arrested for possessing marijuana, and many millions more are targeted and searched by police on suspicion of being a marijuana user. It's an incredible waste of limited law enforcement resources, and the experience of being harassed, arrested, and slapped with a criminal record isn't exactly getting rave reviews from anyone either. Heck, even cops are getting sick of this idiocy.

I've spent several years teaching the public how to deal with police. I've heard more than my share of horror stories from people who froze up when confronted by the cops and soon found themselves in the back of a squad car. When that happens, chances are it wasn't because they hurt someone, but rather, because they possessed a small amount of marijuana.

Now that half the nation is in favor of legalizing marijuana, there is hope that we'll soon see a day when none of us are placed in handcuffs for having a little pot in our pockets. But until then, those who use marijuana –- whether to treat an illness, or simply as part of a healthy lifestyle –- should have a plan prepared just in case they find themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The following tips are designed to help responsible adults avoid becoming statistics in our nation's enormous, expensive and embarrassing war on marijuana.

1. Don't Consent to Searches

2. Don't Let Them Into Your House

3. Ask if You're Free to Go

4. Don't Do Dumb Stuff in Public

5. Don't Snitch on Yourself

Read the full article and details on the tips to avoid getting busted for pot at:

http://www.alternet.org/drugs/154845/5_ways_to_avoid_getting_busted_for_pot/?page=entire

If you have any additional advice please post it! BBI

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002542832

As a matter of fact, I do have additional advice to give to you DUmmies.
Uncle Freeper's one step plan to avoid getting busted for pot.
You ready for this DUmmies?
Step 1: Don't smoke pot.

1StrongBlackMan
3. And might I suggest ...

Don't use pot outside of the comfort of your home, where you have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

And might I suggest..

If you are dumb enough to smoke weed, don't proudly post about it on the internet.

[Celtic Rose]

I have a full proof method to avoid getting busted for pot.  Don't use it.   

[thundley4]

1StrongBlackMan
3. And might I suggest ...

Don't use pot outside of the comfort of your home, where you have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

Always keep a large supply in your houses, too, DUmmies.  That way when you're busted, the cops can confiscate your parents homes for the pot found in the basement.  Drug dogs are not fooled by Cheeto's dust.

[DefiantSix]

Always keep a large supply in your houses, too, DUmmies.  That way when you're busted, the cops can confiscate your parents homes for the pot found in the basement.  Drug dogs are not fooled by Cheeto's dust.

Though the effervescent stench of 3-day unwashed pot-smoking, lazy hippie will cause him to lose his Alpo in short order.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Using marijuana is part of a healthy lifestyle?

[Splashdown]

Or...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB2Yde59iGE&feature=related[/youtube]

[DefiantSix]

Using marijuana is part of a healthy lifestyle?

I guess so.  It'll keep you from getting your lazy ass off of mama's couch and getting into an industrial accident.

[Mr Mannn]

#6) If asked if you are a member of Democratic Underground, always say..."Why YES, officer. I am a member."
They will never suspect a thing. 

[JohnnyReb]

#6) If asked if you are a member of Democratic Underground, always say..."Why YES, officer. I am a proud member."
They will never suspect a thing. 

Fixxed it for the gay members of the DUmp.