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« on: April 08, 2012, 05:21:10 PM »
Well, well, it appears there's a primitive in need, and the champion fund-raiser poor stupid Beth of Skins's island hasn't gotten on it. 

This appeal's been posted for at least a month now:


I'm not going to judge the legitimacy of the need, but from what I do know, I can state with the utmost confidence that this need is probably more legitimate, more worthy, than that cause for which poor stupid Beth was hustling donations seven years ago.

Well, the elmers haven't been responding.

I think poor stupid Beth needs to get over to old elm tree, and shake some pockets; given the modesty of the goal, it shouldn't be too hard.
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 05:32:16 PM »
I notice they are at $0! Boy, must be a real popular "broken branch"!
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2012, 05:39:28 PM »
Poor Saracat.

Unloved by even the smug snots Elmers.

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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2012, 05:42:03 PM »
Poor Saracat.

Unloved by even the smug snots Elmers.

But the Saracat elmer's not my point here.

Based upon what I know, I happen to believe her plea is credible.

My point here, though, is I'm curious as to why poor stupid Beth isn't lending a hand in this fund-drive.

After all, she did so well seven years ago, and needs to apply her fund-raising talents again.

If poor stupid Beth doesn't, it's just more proof that poor stupid Beth doesn't really care.
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2012, 05:49:23 PM »
But the Saracat elmer's not my point here.

Based upon what I know, I happen to believe her plea is credible.

My point here, though, is I'm curious as to why poor stupid Beth isn't lending a hand in this fund-drive.

After all, she did so well seven years ago, and needs to apply her fund-raising talents again.

If poor stupid Beth doesn't, it's just more proof that poor stupid Beth doesn't really care.

Well, maybe poor stupid Beth is out of the country.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2012, 06:24:20 PM »
So what is DUmbass saracat's dilemma that can solved by such a small amount of money?

Anyone who has to go hat-in-hand onto the innertubes begging for just a thousand bucks is probably going to sink beneath the waves regardless of whether the whining is answered.

At least, her fundraising, at zero,  is only slightly more sluggish than that of ol' Jim Rob.

Maybe she's running for city council.

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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2012, 06:39:31 PM »
So what is DUmbass saracat's dilemma that can solved by such a small amount of money?

Anyone who has to go hat-in-hand onto the innertubes begging for just a thousand bucks is probably going to sink beneath the waves regardless of whether the whining is answered.

At least, her fundraising, at zero,  is only slightly more sluggish than that of ol' Jim Rob.

Maybe she's running for city council.

I believe it's medically-related, although I stay away from old elm tree because the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, the social security scammer HawkeyeX primitive, is an administrator there.

I go by their front door--the above's their front door--but I don't stop and knock and go inside.

Which brings up a second, but lesser, point.

When this fund-raiser was launched, quite obviously with the approval of Andrea and the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, it would've been sporting of them to give the "seed" money, the first donations.

Now, Studebakers don't sell like they used to, but Andrea surely could have found five bucks from some residual trust-fund to toss in.

And the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, well, he's always boasted about how much money he donates to Democrat candidates and Democrat causes--enormous tons of money, he's alleged himself to have given--surely he could've tossed in even more than Andrea.

But all that's only a second, minor, point.

The major point remains: where's sfexpat2000 when someone in need needs her services as fund-raiser?

It's only a measly thousand bucks; surely poor stupid Beth can do the job in an afternoon.
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2012, 07:26:31 PM »
Poor Saracat.

Unloved by even the smug snots Elmers.

No kidding.  And everyday she logs on and sees the $0 she's reminded of just how little anyone there cares.

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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2012, 07:33:09 PM »
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When this fund-raiser was launched, quite obviously with the approval of Andrea and the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, it would've been sporting of them to give the "seed" money, the first donations.
That was one of the key strategies of the Andyscam.

They had a swarm of sockpuppets and allies to constantly post about making imaginary contributions.

That served to prime the pump, and DUmpmonkesy were motivated to send actual donations.

They made their marks feel like they were the only ones not contributing to the cause.

Even someone as stupid as Beth Ferrari could understand that scheme.

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2012, 09:35:32 PM »
That was one of the key strategies of the Andyscam.

They had a swarm of sockpuppets and allies to constantly post about making imaginary contributions.

That served to prime the pump, and DUmpmonkesy were motivated to send actual donations.

They made their marks feel like they were the only ones not contributing to the cause.

Even someone as stupid as Beth Ferrari could understand that scheme.

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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2012, 09:40:58 PM »
Me thinks you give DUmmies too much credit Goby!

Ah, but when it comes to taking other people's money, Democrats are pros at it.

And the champion of the pros is poor stupid Beth.
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2012, 09:46:46 PM »
I notice they are at $0! Boy, must be a real popular "broken branch"!

I know.  Maybe they'd have better luck if they took a page out of the political play book, and told everybody that they were "...just $5 away from saving poor Saracat's life" for the next 30 days or so.  :rotf:
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2012, 10:19:00 PM »
Still at zero. DUmmy Saracat is beginning gasp for breath.

Maybe she should shout "Woo hoo!"

I was going to join the smug snots and start a fund drive for a new set of irons.

Scratch that.

If they're gonna let ol' Saracat die, they're not likely to buy me a set of Pings.

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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2012, 05:21:15 PM »

Damn.  I see Andrea took the plea for funds down, right when it could've been jump-started by alerting poor stupid Beth on Skins's island that her help was needed.

If poor stupid Beth had gotten on this, she would've been able to start down that long, long road to redemption, making up for at least some of her stupidities and lies during the Scamdal seven years ago. 

Now with the fund-raiser taken down, poor stupid Beth is left bereft of any chance to redeem herself.

I'll bet Andrea's pissed at franksolich despite the Nobility of his gesture, but it doesn't take much to get Andrea all upset and bent out of shape.  A simple "good morning" to her can set her off.  The lady needs to mellow.

And too bad for the intended recipient, as I'm sure poor stupid Beth, once on it, could've raised the thousand in less than an afternoon.

Sometimes it's very sad, watching the primitives and elmers shoot themselves in the foot.
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2012, 05:40:55 PM »

Damn.  I see Andrea took the plea for funds down, right when it could've been jump-started by alerting poor stupid Beth on Skins's island that her help was needed.

If poor stupid Beth had gotten on this, she would've been able to start down that long, long road to redemption, making up for at least some of her stupidities and lies during the Scamdal seven years ago.  

Now with the fund-raiser taken down, poor stupid Beth is left bereft of any chance to redeem herself.

I'll bet Andrea's pissed at franksolich despite the Nobility of his gesture, but it doesn't take much to get Andrea all upset and bent out of shape.  A simple "good morning" to her can set her off.  The lady needs to mellow.

And too bad for the intended recipient, as I'm sure poor stupid Beth, once on it, could've raised the thousand in less than an afternoon.

Sometimes it's very sad, watching the primitives and elmers shoot themselves in the foot.
All may not be lost! Perhaps poor, stupid Beth will agree to raise cash for that new set of irons.

She could make up some dire plight for me, and I'd agree to split the proceeds with her.

We just need to find a time when Lord Marblehead is sitting in the starship commanders seat, tweaking dials and pressing buttons to keep all the DUmp pressures and temperatures out of the red zone.

We could call the project "New Pings for GOBUCKS", get a PayPal account set up, and Lord Marblehead would give us the green light.

The PayPal account will be NPG2012, and DUmmies should feel free to list contributions on their itemized deductions.

As soon as I have enough for my new Pings, poor, stupid Beth and I will start selling raffle tickets for my old Pings, one dollar per ticket, with no more than ten thousand tickets available.

In fact, we may just start selling those raffle tickets now. DUmmies can PM poor, stupid Beth for details.

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« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2012, 05:51:58 PM »
We just need to find a time when Lord Marblehead is sitting in the starship commanders seat, tweaking dials and pressing buttons to keep all the DUmp pressures and temperatures out of the red zone.

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Sorry about the above; edited for formatting, no other changes.

Anyway, you might recall that my fellow alum Skins and the elusive enigmatic Elad had gone out to lunch that fateful day in April 2005, leaving Lord Marblehead EarlG alone in the office, during which time he approved of poor stupid Beth's game.

I don't think Skins and Elad have left Lord Marblehead alone in the office since then.
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« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2012, 07:33:28 PM »
Damn! I thought poor, stupid Beth's fantasy boyfriend, Hugo, had bit the dust when I saw the headline.
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« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2012, 10:37:55 PM »
Damn! I thought poor, stupid Beth's fantasy boyfriend, Hugo, had bit the dust when I saw the headline.
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