You don't say.
I have a place to stay any time you guys want to come here, unless I'm renting. It's free and you can save your 300 bucks a night the hotels charge you. We do have tons of nice courses here, though those bitches jack up their prices as well, with the exception of the Robert Trent Jones-designed Gordon Lakes on Ft Gordon.
True story--My SOBC platoon was known for gently pushing the envelope on certain administrative things. Well, one day four of us decided to go to lunck at Gordon Lakes. We're out on the patio, enjoying a warm February day, laughing and joking, when all of a sudden one of us (he was in the NC NG) says, "(Chief of Signal Branch) General Harris!" in a hushed tone. I reply, "Where?" Mark (that 2LT) says, "Right behind you!" Just then, I feel a hand on my shoulder, and it's MG Harris' voice saying, "How are things going?" We were taken aback by being put on the spot, but we talked with him for five-six minutes . . . then noticed that we were going to be late for class if we didn't get back right then. We said our goodbyes and got in our cars, thinking, "This is a perfect excuse for being late!" We get back to the classroom . . . and the afternoon class had been cancelled. We had this perfect excuse, and no one to use it on.
