DUmmies Discuss A Crazy Girlfriend

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Sat Apr 7, 2012, 05:47 PM
demtenjeep (20,742 posts) 


Daymn Woman rips off mans scrotumTalk about a ball buster.

An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.

The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”


http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlfriend-goes-ballistic-rips-off-man-192805232.html

Makes me cringe and I have no scrotum

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002531053#post15   
 

Poor pitiful Dummy stevenumbers has a perpetual ache down there anyway:

Response to demtenjeep (Original post)
Sat Apr 7, 2012, 05:51 PM
steve2470 (12,142 posts) 

2. ouch nt

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 06:03 PM
Confusious (6,372 posts)

7. Apparently...
She has a hard time with breakups.

 
 

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 06:06 PM
bemildred (60,882 posts) 
9. That's what I like about the internet.

Nobody can grab your balls on the internet.

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 06:07 PM
demtenjeep (20,742 posts) 
10. did you see? He was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL?

sometimes things do write themselves

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 06:30 PM
Ron Obvious (392 posts) 

15. So she's single and available now then?

DUmmy stevenumbers's ears just perked up.
 

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 07:05 PM
Monk06 (5,025 posts) 
20. I guess goodbye is not her happy word.

   

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 07:07 PM
Edweird (7,752 posts) 
21. Ears come off surprisingly easy too.

And toes. You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

 

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 07:09 PM
OccupyTheIRS (30 posts) 

23. I wonder what he did to her to make her that angry.

Must have been something.

The Top DUmmy of 2009, who has since become too addled to contend, is curious:

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 08:52 PM
demtenjeep (20,742 posts)

30. I still want to know if he was just sitting around naked

how disgusting

 

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 10:17 PM
demosincebirth (7,494 posts) 
33. Would that've made a difference?

 

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 10:19 PM
demtenjeep (20,742 posts) 
34. well, just wondered how she could get to his balls so fast

I can't imagine letting her pull his pants down...unless he thought he was getting some when she did it

Sat Apr 7, 2012, 10:00 PM
NickB79 (7,555 posts) 

32. My first reaction would have been to shove my thumbs in her eye sockets

Seems like an entirely appropriate response.

Some DUmmies would consider that foreplay.

 

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Sat Apr 7, 2012, 05:47 PM
demtenjeep (20,742 posts) 


Daymn Woman rips off mans scrotumTalk about a ball buster.

An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.

The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

Hmm, anybody seen sarahimaboobie lately? Sounds like something she, as a certifiable manhater, would comptemplate.

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And the libs think that WE have a war with women. 

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It's a known fact that if a DUmmie has a girlfriend, she's got to be crazy.

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Hmm, anybody seen sarahimaboobie lately? Sounds like something she, as a certifiable manhater, would comptemplate.

Yep, beat me to it. Any other DUmpmonkeys not posting?  You just know that Christina Reber was one of part of the hate fest over at the DUmp.

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Makes me cringe and I have no scrotum

Hmmmmmmmm, and all this time, I thought ya did have a scrotum, DementedCreep! After all, don't most of you "girls" profess to be equal to men?