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Offline Big Don

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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2012, 01:33:51 AM »
Had I won tonight, I would likely have had some people whacked.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2012, 09:54:55 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on March 31, 2012, 01:33:51 AM
Had I won tonight, I would likely have had some people whacked.
Weed whacked, bushwhacked, or tallywhacked ?
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2012, 10:10:59 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 31, 2012, 09:54:55 AM
Weed whacked, bushwhacked, or tallywhacked ?
all of the above, at the very least
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2012, 10:21:56 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 30, 2012, 11:43:54 PM


Live it up, DUmmies.

Ding, Ding, Ding we gotta winnah. Give that man a good fish dinnah! (ok ^5) :hammer:
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2012, 11:05:26 AM »
Three winners--Kansas, Illinois, and Maryland.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2012, 01:30:04 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 31, 2012, 11:05:26 AM
Three winners--Kansas, Illinois, and Maryland.

Hmmmm.

That makes me wonder where MrsSmith, thundley4, and Chrome Dome are today.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2012, 02:29:35 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 31, 2012, 01:30:04 PM
Hmmmm.

That makes me wonder where MrsSmith, thundley4, and Chrome Dome are today.
Winners are Grouchy Don, UGP, and Pam Dawson.

Nah, UGP is locked up in a padded room, and Pammy can't afford lottery tickets. Don's still in play, though.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2012, 03:11:13 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 30, 2012, 10:41:53 PM
Piss it all away?  How brilliant.  ::)  Have you never heard of savings accounts/investments?


The DUmmie would piss it away so that they can go back on welfare. 

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Hmmmm.

That makes me wonder where MrsSmith, thundley4, and Chrome Dome are today.


I was working, so I didn't win.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2012, 04:01:08 PM »
I won too, by not losing.
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Re: Re: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2012, 04:13:35 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 31, 2012, 04:01:08 PM
I won too, by not losing.

I was tempted too, but didn't even buy one.  I stopped at the local inconvenience store to get cash yesterday, and there was a longer line for the ATM than the lottery one.  And everyone in the ATM line was going to buy lottery tickets. :whatever:
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Re: Re: Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2012, 04:17:44 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 31, 2012, 04:13:35 PM
I was tempted too, but didn't even buy one.  I stopped at the local inconvenience store to get cash yesterday, and there was a longer line for the ATM than the lottery one.  And everyone in the ATM line was going to buy lottery tickets. :whatever:
Another good use for our hard earned EBT cards. Also buying EBT cards with your EBT card seems like another efficient use.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2012, 04:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 30, 2012, 09:16:57 PM
If I were to win, I would buy birth control for Sandra Fluke, then tell her to shut the **** up.  :-)

H5!!! That made me laugh!
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2012, 04:52:48 PM »
I think I'll sue...the TV ads all said I'd be a big winner.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2012, 05:03:38 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 31, 2012, 04:52:48 PM
I think I'll sue...the TV ads all said I'd be a big winner.
You are a big winner !
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2012, 06:31:40 PM »
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2012, 08:56:11 PM »
By not buying a ticket, I came out ahead of about a hundred million people who did.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2012, 10:52:42 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 31, 2012, 08:56:11 PM
By not buying a ticket, I came out ahead of about a hundred million people who did.
I hear you.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2012, 06:02:43 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 31, 2012, 08:56:11 PM
By not buying a ticket, I came out ahead of about a hundred million people who did.

But you missed out on that big adrenaline rush as the numbers were being drawn, shazam.  Talk about a tingle up yer leg.  Now you will never know the joy Chris Mathews felt. :rotf:

Lottery a tax on the math challenged. :popcorn:  Only one I ever won was the draft lottery, I was number 23 first time out.
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Re: If I win the lottery tonight...
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2012, 10:38:48 AM »
A practical tax on poor people. They are poor because of how they think, and act.
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