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Offline Chris_

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Officer caught having sex in patrol car
« on: March 19, 2012, 11:47:28 AM »
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There’s no word yet on which microphone our sources say broadcast Officer Dion Anthony having sex in his squad car while on duty. But there is a recording because Sgt. Rudolph says every radio communication is recorded.

“Anytime you communicate via a handheld or console microphone you want to remain professional. Our job is to make sure all officers follow procedures. In this instance it‘s possible he didn’t follow proper procedure,” Rudolph said.
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 :rotf: "He did not follow proper procedure."
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Re: Officer caught having sex in patrol car
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 12:31:45 PM »
He must have a realllllly long key to have keyed the mike for that long.
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Re: Officer caught having sex in patrol car
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2012, 09:34:24 AM »
He must have a realllllly long key to have keyed the mike for that long.

The cop looks like a big boy so the sex took place in the front seat ?????  Darn not much maneuvering room up there.

So as Clinton said, what is sex ??  

Give this COP a break, he is the victim of some way wood Slut that had to have forced herself on him.   Unfortunate that the incidence had to be broadcast but you know Shit happens.

I say lock the female in jail for her actions, the cop just sat there and was assaulted by the sexual hunger the female had.   What was the cop to do, alone at night patrolling his area and the female  jumps into his squad car and sexually assaults him.   So embarrassing for the cop to report a sexual assult.

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Re: Officer caught having sex in patrol car
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 02:33:54 PM »
"He did not follow proper procedure."

That's what she said!
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Re: Officer caught having sex in patrol car
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2012, 02:34:47 PM »
That's what she said!

But was there a happy ending?
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Re: Officer caught having sex in patrol car
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2012, 02:36:30 PM »
But was there a happy ending?

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Re: Officer caught having sex in patrol car
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2012, 02:37:29 PM »
Band geeks aren't allowed to hang with the cool kids.

Stop dodging the question. Was there a happy ending?
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Re: Officer caught having sex in patrol car
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2012, 04:26:34 PM »
Stop dodging the question. Was there a happy ending?
What's the frequency, Kenneth!
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Re: Officer caught having sex in patrol car
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2012, 04:31:36 PM »
What's the frequency, Kenneth!

I think this is where Malloy comes in with a "One-Adam-12, Six-Nine, Roger."
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