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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2012, 04:59:26 PM »
This isn't so much a question, as it is a suggestion, but it looks like The Weeper has decided to continue the DUmp tradition of screwing up compound words, right on his campaign page:



Now, I admit, it really isn't all that funny, so I'm posting here in hopes that The Weeper sees my message, and either updates his grammatical error, or changes it into something worth poking fun at.

To help him out, I've been thoughtful enough to dig up an example for the big guy, to show him you can not only be hilarious with your mistakes, but at the same time tip the cards of your party's platform.  This example is courtesy of a local democrat representative that served in the Missouri House until 2010, that I found on his issues page:

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2012, 05:01:10 PM »
Mr. Dawes, what is your plan to buy every homeless person in Omaha a Buick? Are you going to demand the taxpayers foot the bill or are you going to live up to alleged liberal compassion for everyone and pay for it out of your own pocket?
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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2012, 05:07:34 PM »
Do you get 'Tracks Ahead' in your area?  It comes on Saturday before noon around here.

Sadly, it seems none of the PBS affiliates available around here carry it.

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2012, 05:09:36 PM »
Do you get 'Tracks Ahead' in your area?  It comes on Saturday before noon around here.

Yeah, one of my favs, Only problem I have, is it's on PBS here, and I think them people are leaches, pure and simple! If you have to have taxpayer money in order to survive, perhaps your business is not what it should be!

The DIY net has a pretty good one, too. Not many episodes, but you can watch them online. Real good for beginners!

We have a swap meet every year at the Spokane fairgrounds where everyone can show off their stuff. I think it's in July, I'm not sure. I just always wait until I read it in the paper.

I'll try and take some pics this year and post them in the Lounge.

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I have satellite TV and get "RFDTV". They have an exceptional program, "I Love Toy Trains". They also have one that has vintage train video that is great for gettin' a feel of the layout of Steamers.

My Grandpa used to shovel coal in the old "Iron Horses". He worked for Missouri Pacific for 35 years!

That's what I have based everything I have on. Just need a place to put it! Been thinkin' about a loft in the small barn, where no one can **** with me or my trains. Maybe this year!

Sounds like we have quite a few members with interest in toy trains. Maybe we ought to start a forum for it.
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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2012, 05:27:55 PM »
Hey Stevie, I'm interested in how yer gonna 'splain belongin' to a loony bin like DU?

I truly do not know how one can do that. Especially in Nebraska, clearly a conservative state.

What ya gonna do when yer opponent starts postin' yer crap from the DUmp?

I think yer ****ed my man! Once the good people of Bellevue see who you hang out with, I think yer ****ed!
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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2012, 11:43:32 PM »


"I’ve always backed socialism."
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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2012, 11:49:24 PM »
*derp*
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2012, 11:59:17 PM »


You know, Steve's beard really looks like an old woman's pubic hair.

He should get a Brazilian. The kids seem to like them; he might gain a few votes!
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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2012, 12:49:53 PM »


You know, Steve's beard really looks like an old woman's pubic hair.

He should get a Brazilian. The kids seem to like them; he might gain a few votes!

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2012, 12:58:56 PM »
Mr Dawes, when George W Bush was in office, what was your preferred name for him? Was it Chimpy, Shrub, or one of the other various clever nicknames that were used during those 8 years?

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2012, 08:15:02 AM »
I guess I would say to the big guy, if I were a resident of Bellevue, "Hey, you've lived here what?  Two years?  Three years?  What makes you think you've been around long enough to know what Bellevue needs, what Bellevue wants?  And how come you moved out of your blue paradise to a red Hell?  What's up with that?"

I think a point needs made about carpetbaggery.
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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2012, 02:40:39 PM »
I guess I would say to the big guy, if I were a resident of Bellevue, "Hey, you've lived here what?  Two years?  Three years?  What makes you think you've been around long enough to know what Bellevue needs, what Bellevue wants?  And how come you moved out of your blue paradise to a red Hell?  What's up with that?"

I think a point needs made about carpetbaggery.
And what's up with this fixation on teenaged girl athletes? Have you ever met Chris Hansen?

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2012, 02:50:23 PM »
And what's up with this fixation on teenaged girl athletes? Have you ever met Chris Hansen?

Steve Dawes the socialist from Bellevue has a fixation on little girls?

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2012, 02:51:55 PM »
Steve,

Do you think the bumper stickers you have/had plastered all over the back of your car are in line with the opinions of the residents of Bellevue?

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #39 on: March 16, 2012, 08:42:32 PM »
Steve, do you believe this quote from you, will help, or hinder you election?
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And to think unions and socialists used to be on the same page. I’ve always backed socialism. Together with labor the team passed workers comp, unemployment insurance, and several other important worker protections. I’d be interested in any reply, update, correction, etc., you might have or publish.

Steven L Dawes


http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/mar2011/dawe-m30.shtml

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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2012, 08:52:10 PM »
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I can barely see through all the Nutella and toast on my monitor now.

You really think Nutella and cock go together...in the same thread, I mean?

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2012, 08:56:15 PM »
Steve Dawes the socialist from Bellevue has a fixation on little girls?

Perhaps he's a member of the Pitt & Ritter Girl's Club for Men?

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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2012, 09:09:47 PM »
And to think unions and socialists used to be on the same page. I’ve always backed socialism. Together with labor the team passed workers comp, unemployment insurance, and several other important worker protections. I’d be interested in any reply, update, correction, etc., you might have or publish.

Steven L Dawes


My question for Steve Dawes, self confessed socialist, would be...Why do you hate the less privliged workers of the good town of Bellevue.

You say that you would drive past a Walmart and shop somewhere else because it is a non-union shop.

Don't you care about the 99% type folkes that work at Walmart even though Walmart did its job and was competative enough to win.

That seems like the way it is supposed to work, after all most of those folkes need a job to.

 Please correct me if Im wrong Steve Dawes, self confessed socialist.
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Re: Ask Omaha Steve a Question. You're the Press. Help Steve Get Elected.
« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2012, 07:50:32 AM »
Perhaps he's a member of the Pitt & Ritter Girl's Club for Men?

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That was brilliant, Cindie!  :bow:
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