The Compassionate Liberal

[JohnnyReb]

I was naked and you gave me free birth control at taxpayer expense...yep, one look at and a good sniff of DUmmie wymins and it's limper than kite string.

Speaking of kite string, it's windy today....and I haven't seen a simple kite in a country store in years and years. Used to get a paper kite for a dime and 250 feet of string for a nickle, tear up some old rags for a tail and spend all afternoon in the pasture just watching it float up there. Would kids today spend more than a few minutes flying a kite? ....if in November we tell Obama to go fly a kite, will he know how?

[Kimberly]

As always everything I say here is fair game. I feel honored that you would want to use this. 

Thanks Freeper!

[obumazombie]

I thought this was particularly funny:
 

I mean, the visual.  Come on.     And yeah, that is so theft-worthy.  With attribution. 


As for the OP.  The only thing running through my mind reading that was, "are you ****ing kidding me?"   

Theft Worthy. A new owebuma campaign sticker ?

[AllosaursRus]

So he'll call for a woman with a baby, but not for a man in the car?  What if the man pulled over because he was having chest pain?  Maybe the woman was out there rocking her baby because it had been screaming in the car and she was jut trying to calm it down?

In those 2 scenarios, who need the help more?


I'll adnit, I don't stop very oftern, but mostly that's cause I"m a female and it's not exactly safe (plus I'm worthless mechanically), but I can't count how many times my husband has called to say he's helping someone change a tire or push a car off the road or something.

It just makes my blood boil that this POS didn't stop and offer to help! ****in' asshole! It might be an hour or more before a cop can get their! Because Kalifornica is so ****in' broke, the CHP is bein' run ragged! What do ya 'spose is the cause of that, DUmbass?

I stop and offer my services every time I see someone in distress. Around here many slide into a snow bank in the winter. If you called 911, that person might freeze to death or die of carbon monoxide poisoning because they don't realize their exhaust pipe is restricted due to the snow!

Since I drive a 4x4 dually that weighs over 2 tons, I can pull 'em out and save 'em a tow bill! Bet this "good Samaritan" never even thought of that possible expense!

Doesn't Kalifornica tow every car off if it's their more than 24 hours?

These heartless bastards would let ya die rather than take the time to get outa their car!

[Mike B the Cajun]

Somehow, LIBERAL and COMPASSIONATE do not seem to belong on the same page, much less in the same sentence.

[BlueStateSaint]

Somehow, LIBERAL and COMPASSIONATE do not seem to belong on the same page, much less in the same sentence.

Sure, they can.  Observe:

The 'Compassionate Liberal'

See how that goes?

[JohnnyReb]

Compassionate Liberal: Liberal demands that government reach into your pocket, extract money, deduct handling fees and do whatever for whoever after some extended period of time has elapsed.

Compassionate Conservative: Conservative reaches into his own pocket, extracts his own money or bends his own back to help do whatever for whoever needs it right now.