Have you heard about the kindergartners in Texas who were sent home with this chant to learn?
Scroll through real, real fast; lest you get sick.
The Barack Obama Song
Who is our 44th President?
Obama is our 44th President
Who is a DC resident?
Obama is a DC resident
Resident, President
Who’s favorite team is the Chicago White Sox?
Obama’s favorite team is the Chicago White sox
Who really thinks outside the box?
Obama really thinks outside the box
Outside the box, Chicago White Sos
Resident, President
Who really likes to play basketball?
Obama really likes to play basketball
Who’s gonna answer our every call?
Every Call, Basketball
Outside the box, Chicago White Sox
Resident, President
Who’s famous slogan is Yes we can?
Obams’s famous slogan is Yes we can
Who do we know is the man?
Barack Obama is the man
He’s our man, Yes we can!
Every Call, Basketvall
Outside the box, Chicago White Sox
Resident, President
Who won a grammy for “Dreams of my Father�
Obama won a grammy for “Dreams of my Father�
Now can you guess who’s a famous author
Barack Obama is a famous author
Click here to find out more!
Famous Author, Dreams of my Father
He’s our man, Yes we can!
Every Call, Basketball
Outside the box. Chicago White Sox
Resident President
Who wants to go to college at Yale?
Malia & Sasha will go to college at Yale
Who’ll make sure they won’t fail?
Barack & Michelle know they won’t fail
They won’t fail, they’re going to Yale
Famous Author, Dream of my Father
He’s our man, Yes we can!
Every Call, Basketball
Outside the box, Chicago White Sox
Resident, President
Sam, a commenter at Moonbattery, has re-written it.
Sam says:
February 23, 2012 at 6:10 pm I rewrote the song. I’ll see you in the FEMA camps, kids:
The Barack Obama Song
Who is our embarrassment?
Obama is our embarrassment!
Who is America’s greatest threat?
Obama is America’s greatest threat!
Greatest threat, embarrassment
Who’s wife devours pork chops?
Obama’s wife devours pork chops!
Who hates the Cambridge cops?
Obama hates the Cambridge cops!
Hates the cops, pork chops
Greatest threat, embarrassment
Who can’t throw a baseball?
Obama can’t throw a baseball!
Who’s going down this coming fall?
Obama’s going down this coming fall!
Coming fall, can’t throw a ball
Hates the cops, pork chops
Greatest threat, embarrassment
Who wears women’s jeans?
Obama wears women’s jeans!
Whose transcripts are scrubbed clean?
Obama’s transcripts are scrubbed clean!
Scrubbed clean, women’s jeans
Coming fall, can’t throw a ball
Hates the cops, pork chops
Greatest threat, embarrassment
Who has a racist pastor?
Obama has a racist pastor
Who’s that little Kenyan bastard?
Obama is that Kenyan bastard
Kenyan bastard, racist pastor
Scrubbed clean, women’s jeans
Coming fall, can’t throw a ball
Hates the cops, pork chops
Greatest threat, embarrassment
Who lets the cartels have the guns?
Obama gives cartels all those guns!
Who thinks the Office is just parties and fun?
The Obamas love all the parties and fun!
Parties and fun, cartel guns
Kenyan bastard, racist pastor
Scrubbed clean, women’s jeans
Coming fall, can’t throw a ball
Hates the cops, pork chops
Greatest threat, embarrassment
Loved it. I am so sick of these little children singing the praises of Dear Leader.
Moonbattery
