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It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« on: February 21, 2012, 04:48:10 PM »
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It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex.

They haven't been concerned about men having sex: no talk about no coverage for erectile disfunction for example.
The only way this makes any sense is that they are okay with men having sex...but since they don't want men to have sex with women (because women shouldn't have sex), then they must be promoting sex with something other than women.
But they don't want men to have sex with men...
so I guess that leaves inanimate objects and other species (beastiality).

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They just get more stupid with each passing day.

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3. I don't think most conservatives like sex, I honestly do think those nasty bastards know what sex...

...for pleasure really is

I bet you anything that most of us, if not all of us, here at CC have very satisfying sex lives with our spouses. We just don't go around filling in the whole world with what we do in the bedroom, then scream for people to stay out of our private lives. We also sure as hell do not demand that anyone pay for any form of birth control that we use.

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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 04:53:22 PM »
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It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex.

They haven't been concerned about men having sex: no talk about no coverage for erectile disfunction for example.

Wow.  There is absolutely no connection between those two statements.  ED means a guy can't have intercourse, but birth control has nothing to do with whether a woman can have intercourse.

You wonder from year to year whether the primitives can become any more stupid than they already are.  But alas, they consistently prove they can.

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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 04:56:20 PM »
Nope, just not wanting to pay for it.
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 05:03:04 PM »
Good grief! These pinheads don't have a clue!

They wish they had the sex lives of conservatives! Hell I'm damn near 60 with "Toots" followin' close behind, and I'll lay odds we bump and grind 10 times more often than these throwbacks from an aids convention!

Oh, and BTW, insurance does not pay for viagra or any other hard on pill. The only ones I know that do is ****in' gubmint provided medicare and medicaid, which means the taxpayer is footin' the ****in' bill for yer woody, asshole!

I believe they pay for female birth control as well, so yer argument is about as meaningful as you morons thinkin' you somehow matter to the DemonRat party!
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 05:03:40 PM »
woman bear many strong man-child for soldier
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 05:09:56 PM »
I spoke out years ago about my opposition to paying for Viagra, you want an erection? pay for it yourself.
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2012, 05:10:45 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 21, 2012, 05:03:40 PM
woman bear many strong man-child for soldier

is that how babby formed ?
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2012, 05:17:44 PM »
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3. I don't think most conservatives like sex, I honestly do think those nasty bastards know what sex...

...for pleasure really is


WHAT A ****ING MORON!
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2012, 05:18:10 PM »
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3. I don't think most conservatives like sex, I honestly do think those nasty bastards know what sex...

...for pleasure really is

Just because we don't want to have sex with your skanky, nasty selves doesn't mean we don't like sex.  Please...try to get over us and move on!  We know we are overpoweringly attractive to you, and that it's difficult to control yourselves, what with your bipolar problems and impulse control issues, but be strong!  We can't help that Conservative men are naturally manly, and Conservative women so captivatingly intelligent and alluring, and you desire to foul and ruin anything good you encounter, but get a grip.

Really.  It's for the best.

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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 08:50:18 PM »
You know, I can't remember one single time I thought, "Wow, no one else is going to pay for this birth control, so I guess that means that I can never have sex."   :rofl:
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2012, 09:05:48 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on February 21, 2012, 08:50:18 PM
You know, I can't remember one single time I thought, "Wow, no one else is going to pay for this birth control, so I guess that means that I can never have sex."   :rofl:

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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 10:42:29 PM »
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3. I don't think most conservatives like sex, I honestly do think those nasty bastards know what sex...

...for pleasure really is
OK. You Pegged us.

Once a year we migrate to the Great Salt Lake to mate and lay eggs in the sandy beach.
The men compete for the best beach sites by quote Limbaugh at the top of our lungs to establish dominence.
 When the womenfolk stop by they choose best men by comparing the size of our TVs (tuned to FOX, of course), and quality of the signal.

After a night at a beachfront motel, the happy couple bury their eggs on the beach, and 9 months later happy children invade schools, geneticly predisposed to vote conservative.

Now with home incubators we don't need to travel and our plans to overwhelm you with young republicans is coming to pass. Please welcome your new GOP overlords.
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 10:47:45 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 21, 2012, 10:42:29 PM
OK. You Pegged us.

Once a year we migrate to the Great Salt Lake to mate and lay eggs in the sandy beach.
The men compete for the best beach sites by quote Limbaugh at the top of our lungs to establish dominence.
 When the womenfolk stop by they choose best men by comparing the size of our TVs (tuned to FOX, of course), and quality of the signal.

After a night at a beachfront motel, the happy couple bury their eggs on the beach, and 9 months later happy children invade schools, geneticly predisposed to vote conservative.

Now with home incubators we don't need to travel and our plans to overwhelm you with young republicans is coming to pass. Please welcome your new GOP overlords.


 :rotf:  H^5
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2012, 10:48:35 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 21, 2012, 10:42:29 PM
OK. You Pegged us.

Once a year we migrate to the Great Salt Lake to mate and lay eggs in the sandy beach.
The men compete for the best beach sites by quote Limbaugh at the top of our lungs to establish dominence.
 When the womenfolk stop by they choose best men by comparing the size of our TVs (tuned to FOX, of course), and quality of the signal.

After a night at a beachfront motel, the happy couple bury their eggs on the beach, and 9 months later happy children invade schools, geneticly predisposed to vote conservative.

Now with home incubators we don't need to travel and our plans to overwhelm you with young republicans is coming to pass. Please welcome your new GOP overlords.

OMG  I read this to my husband. He thought it was hilarious. I have laughed a lot today. H5
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2012, 02:12:41 AM »
WTF!!!   :argh:
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Re: It seems that the GOP is only trying to block women from having sex
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2012, 03:23:34 AM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on February 21, 2012, 08:50:18 PM
You know, I can't remember one single time I thought, "Wow, no one else is going to pay for this birth control, so I guess that means that I can never have sex."   :rofl:

They can't even become sexually aroused without the government being involved somehow. I mean I've heard of loving big government, but that's taking things a little too far. While some people have been known to shout out their lover's name at the moment of climax, they yell weird stuff like, "Free housing!", "Welfare!", "Single payer!".
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