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Fur is murder...literally
« on: February 22, 2012, 08:13:59 AM »
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Woman solicits potential 'assassin' to kill wearer of fur coat.

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A Cleveland Heights woman with an apparent passion for animal rights remains in federal custody today. Federal prosecutors say she tried to hire an assassin through Facebook to kill "someone who is wearing fur." Federal agents arrested Meredith Lowell, 27, Tuesday morning at her home, charged with solicitation to commit murder.

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In a mid-November email between her and an undercover agent, outside of Facebook, she said she could only afford to pay $730, and advised him "top bring a gun that has a silencer on it and that can be easily concealed in your pants pocket or coat. Do not wear anything that even remotely looks like fur. If you do not want to risk the possibility if getting caught with a gun before the job, bring a sharp knife that is at least 4 inches long."

She went on to specify that she wanted the person "to be dead in less than 2 minutes (under 2 minutes or 1 minute or less would be better.)"

In another message she told the agent "I am paying you to kill one person wearing fur who is 12 or older (but hopefully at least 14 years however 12 years old or older is fine.)"
 
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2012/02/heights_woman_charged_with_usi.html




The poor thing was probably driven mad by the realization she looks like Chelsea Clinton.

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1. Another terrorist plot thwarted by our fearless Feds....

... I'm sure it'll be all over Fox "News".

And if it had been a Tea Partier?

Hell, it doesn't even have to be a Tea Partier. When Lyndon Larouche's zealots walked around with placards of Obama with a Hitler mustache calling him a socialist it was blamed on the Tea Party...by people who like socialism!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002338022
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 08:56:02 AM »
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1. Another terrorist plot thwarted by our fearless Feds....

... I'm sure it'll be all over Fox "News".

Embrace her, DUmbass, she's one of yours!  Another member of the "glorious revolution" against, well, whatever the **** it is you turds are against this week.

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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 09:20:11 AM »
What was her DU name?
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 09:24:45 AM »
Wow, another butt-ugly liberal. Whodathunkit.
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 09:36:34 AM »
I've got two dimes, three pennies (1 is a wheat!), and some used underwear, who can I get killed for that?

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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2012, 09:41:15 AM »
Quote from: jukin on February 22, 2012, 09:36:34 AM
I've got two dimes, three pennies (1 is a wheat!), and some used underwear, who can I get killed for that?


I just stomped on a cockroach for you. This one was free but the next will cost you. :-)
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2012, 09:44:46 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 22, 2012, 09:20:11 AM
What was her DU name?

You know...

...nadineyechartinski hasn't been seen for a few days.
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2012, 10:06:07 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 22, 2012, 09:44:46 AM
You know...

...nadineyechartinski hasn't been seen for a few days.

Hmmmm...no, not nearly porky enough to be Nads.
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2012, 11:15:47 AM »
Free the lobsters !
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2012, 11:22:39 AM »
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I am paying you to kill one person wearing fur who is 12 or older (but hopefully at least 14 years however 12 years old or older is fine.)
murdering children? what????

this bitch is crazy :mental:
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2012, 12:07:55 PM »
Leftist, crazy, same difference...
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2012, 02:24:36 PM »
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... and advised him "top bring a gun that has a silencer on it and that can be easily concealed in your pants pocket or coat. Do not wear anything that even remotely looks like fur. If you do not want to risk the possibility if getting caught with a gun before the job, bring a sharp knife that is at least 4 inches long."

Holy Mackrel!!  Even when liberals hire hit men they can't let go of trying to mandate to them exactly how to do their job.

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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2012, 02:41:41 PM »
Ya spose this crazy bitch forgoes wearin' shoes?" They're made of, gasp, animal skin ya know!

She says the target is at least 12! Wow! She's a regular Samaritan, ain't she?
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2012, 02:42:19 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on February 22, 2012, 02:24:36 PM
Holy Mackrel!!  Even when liberals hire hit men they can't let go of trying to mandate to them exactly how to do their job.


:rotf: i was thinking that too. she kinda bossy plus low wages. i thought dummies were principled against such fascism.
The Hitman Union Loc. 187 should be picketing!
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2012, 02:43:50 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on February 22, 2012, 02:24:36 PM
Holy Mackrel!!  Even when liberals hire hit men they can't let go of trying to mandate to them exactly how to do their job.

Ain't that the truth.
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2012, 09:04:53 PM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on February 22, 2012, 02:42:19 PM


:rotf: i was thinking that too. she kinda bossy plus low wages. i thought dummies were principled against such fascism.
The Hitman Union Loc. 187 should be picketing!
Way below minimum wage.
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2012, 11:26:39 PM »
Whenever a male democrat is this stupid, he usually meets Chris Hansen.
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2012, 11:41:29 PM »
Hey DUmmies.

"Spin. Point. Click. Spin. Point. Click"

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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2012, 11:49:52 PM »
Quote from: dandi on February 22, 2012, 11:41:29 PM
Hey DUmmies.

"Spin. Point. Click. Spin. Point. Click. Click. Boom!"

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FIFY
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Re: Fur is murder...literally
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2012, 02:16:13 AM »
Sorry Sarge, I disagree that she looks like Chelsea Clinton. Sheesh, even Chelsea Clinton could get laid in a Colombian prison, this chick? YeahIdonknow...

I'm thinking more like this broad right here~



Could be her mama maybe?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileen_Wuornos
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