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Women finally understood by reading book
« on: February 02, 2012, 02:47:38 PM »
Get your glasses on, Guys.

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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 02:52:02 PM »
No f'ing chance, it would take a library full of these to even get a hint of understanding a women.
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2012, 02:57:50 PM »
is that nads?
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 03:08:47 PM »
Oh, this weeks "honey do" list.
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2012, 04:25:14 PM »
Nuh-uh.

We women are very easy to understand. All you men need to do is just say "yes, ma'am", "whatever you say, honey", "of course, darling, let me get/do that for you". 





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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 04:36:40 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 02, 2012, 04:25:14 PM
All you men need to do is just say "yes, ma'am", "whatever you say, honey", "of course, darling, let me get/do that for you".
:banghead:

cant i just read the book ::)
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 05:37:39 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 02, 2012, 04:25:14 PM
Nuh-uh.

We women are very easy to understand. All you men need to do is just say "yes, ma'am", "whatever you say, honey", "of course, darling, let me get/do that for you". 





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 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2012, 12:22:16 AM »
Quote from: debk on February 02, 2012, 04:25:14 PM
Nuh-uh.

We women are very easy to understand. All you men need to do is just say "yes, ma'am", "whatever you say, honey", "of course, darling, let me get/do that for you". 

Sounds like what you are saying is just agree with the wife and all is well, so according to your advice the next time my wife says "I look fat" I should say "of course you do darling"?

Or the next meltdown she has over something relatively insignificant and says something like "I ruined the whole family get-together", I should say "yes ma'am, whatever you say honey"?
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2012, 09:00:27 AM »
Quote from: Reality vs DU on February 03, 2012, 12:22:16 AM
Sounds like what you are saying is just agree with the wife and all is well, so according to your advice the next time my wife says "I look fat" I should say "of course you do darling"?

Or the next meltdown she has over something relatively insignificant and says something like "I ruined the whole family get-together", I should say "yes ma'am, whatever you say honey"?

Yeah try that... get back to us.  :popcorn:
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2012, 11:55:07 AM »
Proper response to "I look fat"....

No sweetheart, you look perfect to me. And by the way, your tush looks really great in those jeans. (if she's wearing jeans)
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2012, 04:41:33 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 03, 2012, 11:55:07 AM
Proper response to "I look fat"....

No sweetheart, you look perfect to me. And by the way, your tush looks really great in those jeans. (if she's wearing jeans)

Nope.

"You have lost some weight lately."
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2012, 04:52:21 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 03, 2012, 04:41:33 PM
Nope.

"You have lost some weight lately."

Sounds like you have it down
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2012, 04:53:10 PM »
Quote from: cmypay on February 03, 2012, 04:52:21 PM
Sounds like you have it down

That's me. Down and out!  :lmao:
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2012, 05:46:50 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 02, 2012, 02:47:38 PM
Get your glasses on, Guys.



Pretty sure this is just the introduction.
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2012, 06:03:26 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 03, 2012, 11:55:07 AM
Proper response to "I look fat"....

No sweetheart, you look perfect to me. And by the way, your tush looks really great in those jeans. (if she's wearing jeans)

So now it's agree sometimes and disagree other times.  This is why we need a book!
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2012, 08:27:23 PM »
It always shocks me that men think we're complicated, we're really not, just expect us to change our minds often, expect us to get angry then emotional at certain times, and if we ask do we look good in this outfit be honest but tactful, and if we ask what you think of this handbag just say you like it, and a hug and a kiss makes us happy.
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2012, 09:31:29 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on February 03, 2012, 08:27:23 PM
It always shocks me that men think we're complicated, we're really not, just expect us to change our minds often, expect us to get angry then emotional at certain times, and if we ask do we look good in this outfit be honest but tactful, and if we ask what you think of this handbag just say you like it, and a hug and a kiss makes us happy.

So true! 

I raised three daughters and had a few foster daughters.  I can explain teenage girls easily.

If a teen girl is in a sour mood, it's either caused by hormones (and will pass), or because of a boy (that, too, shall pass -- until the next time).
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2012, 10:42:28 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 03, 2012, 04:41:33 PM
Nope.

"You have lost some weight lately."


Translation to the above statement: "you were lookin' kind of hefty there, but at least you're getting rid of some of that fat."

Therefore, her response will be.... 

:bird: :hammer:  :censored:  :argh:

Which in turns translates to...

you won't be getting any  :naughty:  for some time.   



 
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2012, 04:02:40 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 04, 2012, 10:42:28 AM

Translation to the above statement: "you were lookin' kind of hefty there, but at least you're getting rid of some of that fat."

Therefore, her response will be.... 

:bird: :hammer:  :censored:  :argh:

Which in turns translates to...

you won't be getting any  :naughty:  for some time - or ever (why break with tradition?).   
 

FIFY
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2012, 04:17:42 PM »
I prefer to read women with the Braille method.
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2012, 04:40:56 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on February 06, 2012, 04:17:42 PM
I prefer to read women with the Braille method.

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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2012, 10:36:53 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 03, 2012, 05:46:50 PM
Pretty sure this is just the introduction.

Not even.

It is only directions to the facility where the documents are stored.
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2012, 05:47:00 AM »
Quote from: debk on February 04, 2012, 10:42:28 AM

Translation to the above statement: "you were lookin' kind of hefty there, but at least you're getting rid of some of that fat."

Therefore, her response will be.... 

:bird: :hammer:  :censored:  :argh:

Which in turns translates to...

you won't be getting any  :naughty:  for some time.   



 


I dont know that I agree. If I've been working hard in the gym and eating carefully, it's nice for the man in my life to notice my efforts. I think the issue women have is they want men to talk like women. I don't think men necessarily mean anything when they say that they notice you've lost weight; they are men, they are just saying, hey, I just noticed you look a little different. It's us girls who put the implication on things often because of our own issues WITH OURSELVES! I mean if we are dieting and exercising to lose weight what is wrong with someone telling us we have lost weight?  :???:

I don't have a lot of female friends and this is why. I don't get my own kind.  :lmao: And I'm prone to the emotional stuff too, but I know in my head most days even as I'm going through it that its totally irrational. We are crazy, there that settles it. Men are too though, just in a different way.


Did you just see that guys, I ran the gambit up there. I am woman, here me roar.  :-)
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2012, 08:25:52 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on February 08, 2012, 05:47:00 AM

I dont know that I agree. If I've been working hard in the gym and eating carefully, it's nice for the man in my life to notice my efforts. I think the issue women have is they want men to talk like women. I don't think men necessarily mean anything when they say that they notice you've lost weight; they are men, they are just saying, hey, I just noticed you look a little different. It's us girls who put the implication on things often because of our own issues WITH OURSELVES! I mean if we are dieting and exercising to lose weight what is wrong with someone telling us we have lost weight?  :???:

I don't have a lot of female friends and this is why. I don't get my own kind.  :lmao: And I'm prone to the emotional stuff too, but I know in my head most days even as I'm going through it that its totally irrational. We are crazy, there that settles it. Men are too though, just in a different way.


Did you just see that guys, I ran the gambit up there. I am woman, here me roar.  :-)

I am transfixed at your wisdom.   :hi5: :clap: [looking for the bowing and scraping smiley and not finding it]
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Re: Women finally understood by reading book
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2012, 09:06:32 AM »
I just want the green  :whistling:
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