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The Ku Klux Klams Should Love This Cooking Thread
« on: February 25, 2014, 06:52:27 PM »
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Lamb testicles are cheap and tasty

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Lamb fries, Rocky Mountain oysters, bulls' eggs, stones. It's time to lay the euphemisms to rest and tell it like it is: We eat testicles and we don't care who knows it.

Dying to know why testicles are incredible? Well for starters, they're cheap, coming in at around $3 for a pack of six medium-size lamb balls. They're also relatively low-calorie, pack a ton of protein, and are pretty damn tasty if you know what to do with them. Some even consider testicles an aphrodisiac.

We're not sure if it's the novelty factor or the actual taste, but people go wild for testicles of all kinds, including those of cows, lambs, kangaroos, roosters, and turkeys. A few years ago, Denver's Wynkoop Brewing Company offered beer brewed with 25 pounds of bull testicles, first as an April Fools joke, then as the real deal. Testicle festivals, which celebrate the consumption of a variety of testicles, are held yearly at small towns around the country -- there's even one in Zumbrota, Minnesota. And in 2012, Holy Land's head chef Samer Wadi and his brother Majdi Wadi introduced lamb fries to the Minnesota State Fair.

"We felt like lamb fries will be a unique thing to bring to the State Fair," chef Samer Wadi said. "We did not expect the attendance or the willingness of people to try it. We thought it was gonna be an iffy thing, but no way, we received a lot of good feedback ."

Wadi grew up eating lamb fries and said his father's were the best. "It's edible, it's tasty, so we get used to trying to find a use for every part of the animal," he added.

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madinmaryland (55,820 posts)

1. I just got a tingle up my leg and it was not a good feeling.

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MrMickeysMom (12,282 posts)

4. I don't understand why they could be cheap… there are only so many from each animal...
 
Man… Why did I have to read this subject before bedtime?

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Kali (37,184 posts)

5. the old-timers around me piled the calf nuts up on a fence post during a working
 
then tossed them in the coals from the branding fire

I have fried them, and there (used to be?) is a restaurant NW of Phoenix that had them on the menu. (good pies too at that place)

Too much work for what they are for me, though. Dogs love them. Always grosses out any "tourists" especially of the male variety.


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8. I eat a lot of offal..
 
Sweetbreads, tripe, whole pig heads, (some) liver, heart, brain...but I categorically, absolutely, without exception will not eat kidney or balls. I didn't even have to try them twice, once was enough to make sure I gag at either.







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Re: The Ku Klux Klams Should Love This Cooking Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2014, 08:03:11 AM »
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sir pball (1,766 posts)    Sat Feb 22, 2014, 03:05 PM

8. I eat a lot of offal..

Sweetbreads, tripe, whole pig heads, (some) liver, heart, brain...but I categorically, absolutely, without exception will not eat kidney or balls. I didn't even have to try them twice, once was enough to make sure I gag at either.

^^^a professional chef, in New York City.
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Re: The Ku Klux Klams Should Love This Cooking Thread
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2014, 09:03:36 AM »
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1. I just got a tingle up my leg and it was not a good feeling.


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Re: The Ku Klux Klams Should Love This Cooking Thread
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2014, 09:17:53 AM »
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including those of cows,
Really?

I think some proof reading and/or editing might have remove any confusion this statement may have caused.
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Wadi grew up eating lamb fries and said his father's were the best.
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Re: The Ku Klux Klams Should Love This Cooking Thread
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2014, 09:28:32 AM »
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Wadi grew up eating lamb fries and said his father's were the best

Guess that was a one time only meal. Best to not over salt it and ruin it.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: The Ku Klux Klams Should Love This Cooking Thread
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2014, 09:37:29 AM »
DUmmie says....Wadi grew up eating lamb fries and said his father's were the best.....I say they were spoiled and should have been eaten sooner before the DUmmie was conceived.
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Re: The Ku Klux Klams Should Love This Cooking Thread
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2014, 12:56:31 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 26, 2014, 09:37:29 AM
DUmmie says....Wadi grew up eating lamb fries and said his father's were the best.....I say they were spoiled and should have been eaten sooner before the DUmmie was conceived.

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Re: The Ku Klux Klams Should Love This Cooking Thread
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2014, 01:08:09 PM »
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4. I don't understand why they could be cheap… there are only so many from each animal...

Because, dear DUmmie, not all male animals are raised as bulls.  Ever heard of a steer?

It's called castration, a term which many of you Klams are overly familiar.
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Re: The Ku Klux Klams Should Love This Cooking Thread
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2014, 01:31:12 PM »
"You can keep your balls".
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Re: The Ku Klux Klams Should Love This Cooking Thread
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2014, 02:05:04 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on February 26, 2014, 01:31:12 PM
"You can keep your balls".

"If you like your balls..."

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