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Offline franksolich

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primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« on: December 15, 2011, 07:26:10 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11423

Oh my.

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icymist (4,896 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

How many healthcare professionals are here?

I work as a NAC and have twenty years doing so in two states.

Okay, stupid question.

But remember, franksolich has never claimed to know all.

What is an "NAC"?

Stupid primitives using their stupid acronyms again.

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1. Retired healthcare CIO

32 years as a healthcare exec, mostly leading IT. Many administrative and clinical systems implementations, quality measuring projects, etc.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

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2. RN for 25 years

mostly broken heads and busted hearts but floated to all areas of adult care.

Too bad the defrocked warped primitive won't tell the primitives why she's no longer a registered nurse.

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3. I'm a mental health practitioner

No way......the madman of Newburgh a mental health professional?

No way.

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4. Retired from physical therapy

I was a PTA. I loved my job, but had to quit 14 years ago to take care of my mom. I miss the joy of helping people. I try to do it in alternative ways now.

One takes it "PTA" doesn't mean "Parent-Teacher Association."

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5. Admin here

But I co-ordinate health education.

Been at this for about 6 years.

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Heddi (15,359 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

6. RN in Level-1 Trauma Center ER

if I am your nurse, you are probably having a pretty shitty day

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7. Chiropractor keeping people upright for 29 years

Resist Gravity!

Occupy your body!

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8. Former Admin here

Used to run a community health center. I now do a lot of outside work in physician and outpatient facility management.

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9. That's great! It's good to know that there are some pros in the forum.

Saith the Mineral Man, who doesn't like osteopathic medicine.

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10. Practicing pediatric speech-language pathologist here.

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11. Clinical microbiologist..

with pediatric ID background but now working in Pharma Phase I-IV clinical trials (oncology and endocrinology). Hope to retire February 2012!

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12. Registered Nurse here

Worked inpatient and outpatient Oncology/Hematology, now am in inpatient Cardiology.

Dorothy, the snobbish primitive:

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13. RN (ambulatory care, women's health, misc all sorts) and LMP

licensed massage therapist.

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14. Would really love to have any of you professionals volunteer to help host!

please feel free to PM or add you name to the pinned thread and I'll add you.

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15. RN for >30 years here...mostly NICU/Newborn.

Hmmmm.

I sorta expected to see the PCIntern primitive show up here, but nope.

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Re: primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 07:36:27 PM »
Well, we know they have a dick inspector, unless she bailed out on the new Pay-to-Play DUmp.


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licensed massage therapist.
She works at Happy Endings Massage Parlor.
If you prefer, she'll come direct to your hotel room.
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Re: primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 07:41:47 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 15, 2011, 07:36:27 PM
Well, we know they have a dick inspector, unless she bailed out on the new Pay-to-Play DUmp.

Ooops, that's one I forgot about.

I wonder why Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, didn't show up at this campfire.
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Re: primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 07:44:02 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 15, 2011, 07:41:47 PM
Ooops, that's one I forgot about.

I wonder why Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, didn't show up at this campfire.
Not enough dicks.
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Re: primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2011, 08:25:43 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 15, 2011, 07:26:10 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11423

Oh my.

Okay, stupid question.

But remember, franksolich has never claimed to know all.

What is an "NAC"?

Stupid primitives using their stupid acronyms again.

Certified Nurses Assistant, what most people call the CNAs. It's not the most glamorous job in a hospital, but necessary.
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Re: primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 04:44:26 AM »
Nads isn't listed? Her credentials would make House look like a moron.
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Re: primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 05:03:03 AM »
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6. RN in Level-1 Trauma Center ER

if I am your nurse, you are probably having a pretty shitty day

Bank on it!   :lmao:
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Re: primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 05:20:45 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on December 16, 2011, 05:03:03 AM
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Re: primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 05:44:10 AM »
We know they're recieving more than they need but how many of the professional DUmmies are giving according to their ability?

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Re: primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 05:52:55 AM »
NAC

Not Actually Certified.
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Re: primitives take census of health care professionals among them
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2011, 06:53:50 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 15, 2011, 07:44:02 PM
Not enough dicks.
Goodness.
I thought that term would apply to the 99% of the DUmp. :naughty:
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