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Re: Pammy's First Bouncy for the '12 Ballot
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2011, 09:05:32 PM »
Who goes deer hunting with a shotgun?
In some states only shotguns are permitted for deer hunting.
Usually it's with a single slug.

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Re: Pammy's First Bouncy for the '12 Ballot
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2011, 09:28:48 PM »
In some states only shotguns are permitted for deer hunting.
Usually it's with a single slug.

Oh, did not know that. Thought maybe a DUmmie picked up some hunting tips from John Kerry.

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Re: Pammy's First Bouncy for the '12 Ballot
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2011, 04:25:52 AM »
In some states only shotguns are permitted for deer hunting.
Usually it's with a single slug.

When my brother was in college in Indiana, he said you could only deer hunt with a shotgun and slugs. 

Land too flat, rifles have too much range.
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Re: Pammy's First Bouncy for the '12 Ballot
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2011, 04:59:35 AM »
The likelihood of a shotgun discharging in a wreck, with no finger on the trigger: virtually zero.

99.9999% of accidental discharges occur with a careless finger on the trigger.

Lots of stories are fabricated to deny that responsibility.

I'm trying to imagine the scenario where a shotgun blast at close range would hit one person in the head and another in the leg.

This one is without a doubt a bouncy.
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Re: Pammy's First Bouncy for the '12 Ballot
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2011, 05:05:16 AM »
I'm trying to imagine the scenario where a shotgun blast at close range would hit one person in the head and another in the leg.

This one is without a doubt a bouncy.

Adam and Steve should not be "carrying on" while driving.... :-)
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Re: Pammy's First Bouncy for the '12 Ballot
« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2011, 05:20:08 AM »
Adam and Steve should not be "carrying on" while driving.... :-)

Aw man.

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Re: Pammy's First Bouncy for the '12 Ballot
« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2011, 10:01:51 AM »
I would guess that "Nathan" had the shotgun in his lap with his finger off the trigger. Driver swerved and "Nathan" panicked and pulled the trigger. "Nathan" didn't have his seatbelt on because it would impede his hanging out of the window to get a good shot. "Nathan" was then ejected from the truck.
Pretty much to piggy back on what Marv said.
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