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Coach's Cooking Group Girlfriend - Deader Than Redstone
« on: December 07, 2011, 10:10:24 PM »
DUmmy hippywife, one of those select DUmbasses who misspelled their username during registration, has apparently not been eaten by Wild Bill.
Her secret identity as a franksolich sockpuppet was discovered by the Skimmer Gestapo:
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DU3 Cooking & Baking is missing a VERY important ingredient...
hippywife!

Come home, good lady. The forum is not the same without your keen wit, culinary wisdom and dancing chicken.
 
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CaliforniaPeggy (85,100 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

2. Alas...
She is gone from DU...banned several months ago. I am so sorry to have to tell you...
I cannot imagine what she could have done...

 

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beac (5,675 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
3. Oh dear.
I checked her status a few weeks ago when I first started wondering about her and it was still "live." (I guess it was more than a few weeks ago.)

This makes me so sad.

 

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Wed Dec 7, 2011, 04:53 PM
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4. I hear you...

I looked back via search, and it seems that her last postings were in June.

I have her address since I bought some of her gorgeous earrings, and I sent her a note. I haven't heard back just yet...I hope I will...



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pipoman (5,770 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

5. Wow..bummer..she was a friendly face here..



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Lucinda (10,390 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

7. I called and left a message earlier today
I cannot imagne what such a kind soul could have done to be banned.
 
Hippywife is a hateful bitch. Only a DUmbass could describe her as a "kind soul".

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Re: Coach's Cooking Group Girlfriend - Deader Than Redstone
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2011, 11:33:14 PM »
Some of the primitives didn't check far enough.

Mrs. Alfred Packer, the hippywife primitive, wasn't banned.

She just went away, because hippyhubby Wild Bill got jealous of all the time she was spending with the gals in the cooking and baking forum.

And it's true, very true, what the beac primitive said; Mrs. Alfred Packer was the heart, the soul, the brain, of the cooking and baking forum; made it work, made it popular, made it lively.  Ever since she went away, the cooking and baking forum's collected more cobwebs than recipes.

I haven't checked, but if she's showing up as having been mausoleumed, it's because Wild Bill told Skins to do it.
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Re: Coach's Cooking Group Girlfriend - Deader Than Redstone
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2011, 11:36:03 PM »
Hippywife is a hateful bitch. Only a DUmbass could describe her as a "kind soul".

This might, or might not, call for a Christmas story, "the last days of hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer."

apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Coach's Cooking Group Girlfriend - Deader Than Redstone
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2011, 12:12:54 AM »
She was the heart and soul of a heartless and soulless group of hateful women.

She had lots of DUmp cred, because she didn't "do" Thanksgiving, or Christmas, or Easter.

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Re: Coach's Cooking Group Girlfriend - Deader Than Redstone
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2011, 12:13:46 AM »
Hippywife is a hateful bitch. Only a DUmbass could describe her as a "kind soul".

A further thought on Mrs. Alfred Packer.  I'd nominated her for the Willie, given the way she enhanced the reputation of Skins's island in all her adventures of the Packer clan, but as it appears the hippywife primitive isn't going to come even close enough to win, I might as well use some of that material here.

Back in October-November of 2010, Mrs. Alfred Packer wrote one of her finest compositions ever, but I never brought it over here, lest I be accused of bad taste(!).

It rivaled the deathbed scene of Little Nell by Charles Dickens or of Little Eva by Harriet Beecher Stowe, it was that good, a tear-jerker, substantially increasing secretions from the lachrymal glands.

It was about the death of her mother up in Ohio, during which time the lady of sacred memory begged and pleaded with her errant daughter to return to all that is good and decent, to her family, to Ohio, and to Rome.  It was her dying wish, hippywife's mother told her, that she be reunited with her family and with God.

But then hippyhubby Wild Bill, fearful that Mrs. Alfred Packer might spill the beans about certain goings-on down there in northeastern Oklahoma, telephoned her, ordering her to get back home pronto.  Which she did, leaving only a couple of days before her mother let out her last breath, denying her the solace of the presence of her daughter.
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Re: Coach's Cooking Group Girlfriend - Deader Than Redstone
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2011, 12:25:25 AM »
She was the heart and soul of a heartless and soulless group of hateful women.

She had lots of DUmp cred, because she didn't "do" Thanksgiving, or Christmas, or Easter.

That was where I suddenly became illuminated about the heartless nature of Mrs. Alfred Packer.

You might recall, sir, that for years, while I used material from the cooking and baking forum, I was always highly--and sincerely--complimentary of the hippywife primitive, who seemed so full of joy and love and effervesced nothing but goodwill.  In fact, during that time, I had re-baptized her "Grandma," in memory of my own.

The archives here show it; franksolich at one time had nothing but the most affectionate feelings for hippywife.

But when she fatefully commented she didn't do Christmas, I hit a speed-bump, breaking the axle.

What woman doesn't like to do Christmas?

What is so bad about a holiday of joy and love and peace and goodwill and God?

Well, it's "bad" to the misbegotten primitives.....
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Coach's Cooking Group Girlfriend - Deader Than Redstone
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 08:02:10 AM »
That was where I suddenly became illuminated about the heartless nature of Mrs. Alfred Packer.

You might recall, sir, that for years, while I used material from the cooking and baking forum, I was always highly--and sincerely--complimentary of the hippywife primitive, who seemed so full of joy and love and effervesced nothing but goodwill.  In fact, during that time, I had re-baptized her "Grandma," in memory of my own.

The archives here show it; franksolich at one time had nothing but the most affectionate feelings for hippywife.

But when she fatefully commented she didn't do Christmas, I hit a speed-bump, breaking the axle.

What woman doesn't like to do Christmas?

What is so bad about a holiday of joy and love and peace and goodwill and God?

Well, it's "bad" to the misbegotten primitives.....

FRANK, you and some others are driving me NUTS.

For some reason I find that the Conservatives are just as crazy as the Liberals.    Never forget Frank that had our founding fathers been Conservative we would be today singing Hail to our Queen.

It was the missfits, the rebellious that broke from England, France and Spain.   The Troys ruled and the uneducated unwashed and common people that rose up en mass to fight the Greatest Country on earth at that time.   Fancy that, some dirt poor farmer living in a sod home leaves family to go up against the KING.

1773 and the unwashed were proclaiming " Power to the People"   1963 people were proclaiming " power to the People" and now along comes a band of missfits not so unalike out fore fathers saying the same.

Take apart American history and find that these people are not so unalike from the people that founded America.  No leader yet, that will come in time, everyone with a different grievance against the government.  We get all bent over the tent city's these people set up,    ever read of the horrors of wintering at valley Forge????

I believe we are lucky to be alive and watching American history repeat over and over again.   Where will this take us, how big can it grow???

I am Conservative only because the ideas tend to match my own.   However I am not ignorant enough to follow in lock step the Conservative ideas of each and every one.  There is still a bit of Liberal training in my mind, the very reason I enjoy history so much.

Not all Liberals are crazy, Teddy Roosevelt gave America out National Parks.    Seward was a visionary ridiculed for paying Russia for Alaska.  Seward's Folly.

Who was that crazy old woman that took young girls onto the after battle field to tend to the wounded?   She and her nurses were vilified as whores, ---Gasp they saw and tended to wounds of a solders private parts---

Lots of examples of the Liberal folk that changed America.    Some for the good, some for the bad.

Conservatives also helped America to grow and build, then the unions came in to insure 10 year old were not forced to work 18 hours a day. Great in its time, now evolved into a Cancer on America.

Some good, some bad in both sides, today's world is far from the past, different problems, a new age.  We can take from history things that happend a few hundred years ago or history only a generation ago.

Times change minute to minute today, we need both sides of the story, have some idea what, why and how this can affect us in the future---Like 5 hours from now.

 

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Re: Coach's Cooking Group Girlfriend - Deader Than Redstone
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2011, 09:11:26 AM »
Hippywife is a hateful bitch. Only a DUmbass could describe her as a "kind soul".

Still, that wouldn't distinguish her from 98% of the other biologically-female DUmmies.
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