I'll award two bongs. The first bong for there being a twist with the cop, who this time would have been wanted by the DUmmie if he jumped out of a nearby bush. Secondly, another bong to the DUmmie for being stupid enough to expect the Chicago Transit Authority to obey any traffic laws. I'm pretty sure if the bus driver swerved to a car, it was because it had a 'generic republican 2012' sticker on the back of it, so it was fair game.
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