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What Eupher Does In His Spare Time!!
« on: November 22, 2011, 05:47:58 PM »
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Re: What Eupher Does In His Spare Time!!
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 09:33:45 PM »
I'm kinda surprised you found this. I was gonna keep it a secret.

The really wild thing is, there was a cow dancing in the back of the herd. She was groovin' on the tunes, baby, and I probably woulda taken her home for dinner, but her damn bell was a bit distracting.
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Re: What Eupher Does In His Spare Time!!
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 09:44:24 PM »
just dinner, Eupher?? I know how you Michiganders are w/ stump breaking cattle & such....  :tongue: :fuelfire: :-)
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Re: What Eupher Does In His Spare Time!!
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 10:31:17 PM »
I was gonna say masterbation, you know- something productive. But yeah... I bet so.
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2011, 07:41:34 AM »
This is udderly ridiculous.  :whistling:
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Re: What Eupher Does In His Spare Time!!
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2011, 07:43:38 AM »
just dinner, Eupher?? I know how you Michiganders are w/ stump breaking cattle & such....  :tongue: :fuelfire: :-)

Yeah, just dinner. We were just getting to know each other, yunno?

Afterwards there mighta been a filet, or even a Porterhouse that came out of it. Not sure what the stump breaking is all about, but that means it gets her into doing some break dancing, I'm all for it.
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Re: What Eupher Does In His Spare Time!!
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2011, 10:05:21 AM »
Wow, you almost got a standing cOwvation.
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Re: What Eupher Does In His Spare Time!!
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2011, 10:29:26 AM »
I was gonna say masterbation, you know- something productive. But yeah... I bet so.

Dutch, wouldn't that be pasturbation? :???: :tongue:
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