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Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

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Shipwrecked Baptist
« on: November 10, 2011, 02:01:03 PM »
After 10 years of being stranded on a deserted island a baptist felt his prayers had been answered when a rescue party came rowing up to his beach.

The captain of the rescue party asked how many more people were with him.

"Just me," the Baptist replied.

"Then why are there 3 huts?" the captain queried.

"Well, that hut there is where I live and that hut over there is where I go to church," said the Baptist. "And that hut way over there is where I used to go to church."
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Re: Shipwrecked Baptist
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2011, 07:42:47 PM »
:rofl:
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I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Re: Shipwrecked Baptist
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 03:48:34 PM »
That there's a cute joke. 
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