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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2008, 09:40:21 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 09:32:25 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 30, 2008, 09:22:18 PM
:-)
You can make a purse with Duct Tape

http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp



I don't pretend to understand the impenetrable mysteries of women's fashion, but you would have to make matching shoes, wouldn't you? :-)

Not necessarily.  I think Carlos' Crocs would go with it nicely.  
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2008, 09:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 30, 2008, 09:37:28 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 09:32:25 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 30, 2008, 09:22:18 PM
:-)
You can make a purse with Duct Tape

http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp



I don't pretend to understand the impenetrable mysteries of women's fashion, but you would have to make matching shoes, wouldn't you? :-)

Of course!

or

figured. :-)
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2008, 10:13:00 PM »
If you can't fix it with duct tape... It ain't broke.

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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2008, 10:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 30, 2008, 09:40:07 PM
I love this one



Well, you gotta give the little turd machine credit.  He isn't crying.
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2008, 10:23:29 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 30, 2008, 10:14:50 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 30, 2008, 09:40:07 PM
I love this one



Well, you gotta give the little turd machine credit.  He isn't crying.

Yep, she looks like a good sport.

I think that's a little girl turd, just saying.  :-)
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2008, 10:28:46 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 30, 2008, 10:23:29 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 30, 2008, 10:14:50 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 30, 2008, 09:40:07 PM
I love this one



Well, you gotta give the little turd machine credit.  He isn't crying.

Yep, she looks like a good sport.

I think that's a little girl turd, just saying.  :-)

They all smell the same in the end.
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2008, 10:29:52 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 30, 2008, 10:28:46 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 30, 2008, 10:23:29 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 30, 2008, 10:14:50 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 30, 2008, 09:40:07 PM
I love this one



Well, you gotta give the little turd machine credit.  He isn't crying.

Yep, she looks like a good sport.

I think that's a little girl turd, just saying.  :-)

They all smell the same in the end.

A turd by any other name. :p
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2008, 05:27:15 AM »
CAUTION!!! EXTREME PARENT BRAG!!! My son participate in this...his own duct tape is here somewhere...his team was won the first Global Finals and is the ONLY homeschooling team to ever win globals (yes they really do have teams from all over the world)...ticked those public school teams off to no end but Oregon had never won this before (DI used to be Odyssey of the Mind) so they didn't mind too much!

The Extreme Duct Tape Thing was where each team took one of their props and duct taped it to this spontaneous sculpture. His team actually won the year before but they don't have that one on the web and the team did go to globals this year too.



Cindie
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2008, 05:29:32 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on May 01, 2008, 05:27:15 AM
CAUTION!!! EXTREME PARENT BRAG!!! My son participate in this...his own duct tape is here somewhere...his team was the won the first Global Finals and is the ONLY homeschooling team to ever win the globals...ticked those public school teams off to no end!

The Extreme Duct Tape Thing was where each team took one of their props and duct taped it to this spontaneous sculpture. His team actually won the year before but they don't have that one on the web and the team did go to globals this year too.



Cindie

It's an extravaganza of duct tape.


(good job to your son, Cindie)
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2008, 07:31:53 AM »
bahahaha...there was pic goodness when I dug through the pics at AOL's news of the weird!!! woot! this thread is now complete!!! lol

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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2008, 04:57:30 PM »
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2008, 09:37:28 PM »
I read somewhere that fat guys in speedos are a leading cause of blindness along the beaches of America.

I wont vouch for the veracity of that statement, but the above picture does make me believe there is a bit of truth to it.
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2008, 05:11:08 AM »
oh, about the year 2000, I spent the Opening Day of New York's Southern Zone deer season in a swamp, where my (soon-to-be) wife's boss had left me in a tree stand.  I had two antlerless permits, and about 9:30, I got the chance to fill both of them.  After gutting the two deer, I looked in my Jeep Cherokee for some rope to tie the deer to the roof rack . . . none!  What a bozo!  But, I did have a roll of duct tape.  So, I duct taped the deer to the roof rack for the hour-and-a-half trip to my butcher . . . the two deer didn't move a millimeter.  I wish I had taken pics of the whole thing, but I wasn't thinking aesthetics that day.
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2008, 06:35:49 AM »
Of course, of all the uses of duct tape, taping ducts is not once mentioned!  :lmao:
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2008, 09:39:10 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on May 04, 2008, 06:35:49 AM
Of course, of all the uses of duct tape, taping ducts is not once mentioned!  :lmao:

They just named it after the bird.  You aren't really suppose to tape them with it.
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Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2008, 10:04:08 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 04, 2008, 09:39:10 AM
Quote from: Splashdown on May 04, 2008, 06:35:49 AM
Of course, of all the uses of duct tape, taping ducts is not once mentioned!  :lmao:

They just named it after the bird.  You aren't really suppose to tape them with it.

...because it's waterproof. The "t" at the end of the name instead of "k" adds a pinch of irony.
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