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Offline CG6468

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Karen wants her potato salad - right now!
« on: October 30, 2011, 02:57:00 PM »
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Cops: Florida Woman Attacks Dad for Not Giving Her Potato Salad
October 27, 2011 5:34 PM

PALM COAST, Fla (CBS Tampa) — A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly attacking her father because he wouldn’t give her potato salad.

Flagler County authorities charged Karen Henry with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for the Oct. 22 incident.

According to police reports obtained by CBS Tampa, Henry became enraged when her 80-year-old father told her that she could not have any of his potato salad while he was eating dinner.

Gee. She's such a beauty, too. You just can't tell a book by its cover.  :sarcasm:

Karen wants her potato salad!
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Karen wants her potato salad - right now!
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2011, 02:57:37 PM »
They call me... Tater Salad.
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Re: Karen wants her potato salad - right now!
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2011, 03:02:56 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on October 30, 2011, 02:57:37 PM
They call me... Tater Salad.

Dey bes callin' her Tater Knifer.
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Offline Freeper

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Re: Karen wants her potato salad - right now!
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2011, 04:26:07 PM »
She must be part of the 99%.  :-)
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Re: Karen wants her potato salad - right now!
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 10:57:43 AM »
Darn those Amish. 

Potato + Potato = Felony assault.
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Re: Karen wants her potato salad - right now!
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 02:23:05 PM »
Damn, talk about daddy issues.
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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: Karen wants her potato salad - right now!
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2011, 05:23:42 PM »
Note to self:  Do not get between Karen and the potato salad.
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Re: Karen wants her potato salad - right now!
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2011, 08:03:06 PM »
Her costume is scary.
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Re: Karen wants her potato salad - right now!
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2011, 08:04:34 PM »
I love Florida :rofl: We have an entire section of CC that would be gone without it.
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Re: Karen wants her potato salad - right now!
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2011, 08:19:25 PM »


Just sayin'.
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