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Offline JakeStyle

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Mentally Challenged College Student Has A Question
« on: October 28, 2011, 09:37:38 PM »
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DUmmie nmbluesky types like Tonto.

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nmbluesky (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Oct-27-11 11:22 PM
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One unimportant question.. dare you read this...
   
Where earth is Sarah Palin?
Is she missing? or She hides?

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nmbluesky (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Oct-27-11 11:28 PM
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3. Good Idea I check
   
NOPE she isn't under rock.. I will check another rock.....
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Re: Mentally Challenged College Student Has A Question
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2011, 09:48:04 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on October 28, 2011, 09:37:38 PM
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DUmmie nmbluesky types like Tonto.


Sarah Palin is a fairly attractive looking lady. Maybe the Lone Ranger told nmbluesky to go find a posse and he/she/it hears and understands as well as Silver.


The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the ground, and are about to shoot him. "Do you have any last wishes??", one of them asks.
"Bring my horse, Silver, over here.", the Long Ranger replies.

They grant his wish and over comes Silver. The Lone Ranger whispers for a moment into Silver's ear. Then Silver disappears over the horizon like lightning. He returns in just a few seconds with a big, beautiful woman in the saddle. She hops off Silver, strips naked and in short order she and the Long Ranger enjoy themselves to the utmost, much to the delight of the bad guys.

When they've finished, another bad guy says, "That looked like good fun. Do you have any other last wishes??"

"Yes ..bring my horse, Silver, over here one more time.", the Long Ranger replies.

Silver approaches, and the Long Ranger whispers into his ear, "You idiot! I said bring POSSE!"
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Re: Mentally Challenged College Student Has A Question
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2011, 09:50:53 PM »
I feel like I set you up for that one  :-)  H5
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Re: Mentally Challenged College Student Has A Question
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2011, 09:53:33 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on October 28, 2011, 09:50:53 PM
I feel like I set you up for that one  :-)  H5

True. Your post did make it easy so H5 back.
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Re: Mentally Challenged College Student Has A Question
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2011, 10:10:00 PM »
Tonto not happy with either of you stinkbugs.
Tonto not wish to be compared with DUmbasses.
Tonto throw tomahawk at groin area.
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