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Offline GCBill

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I'm off to Occupy My Bathroom
« on: October 08, 2011, 08:15:19 PM »
The product will be the same, only my "Occupation" will be more useful and productive.
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Re: I'm off to Occupy My Bathroom
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2011, 08:16:09 PM »
Good one, sir.

Awesome.

Check your personal messages, too, if you will, please.
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Re: I'm off to Occupy My Bathroom
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2011, 08:29:06 PM »
I have chosen to end the occupation of my bathroom because

A) I have achived my objectives
B) The Tigers are on TV
and C) I have a JOB

Viva La Revolution (of the bases by the Detroit Tigers)
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Capitalism is based on self-interest and self-esteem; it holds integrity and trustworthiness as cardinal virtues and makes them pay off in the marketplace, thus demanding that men survive by means of virtue, not vices. It is this superlatively moral system that the welfare statists propose to improve upon by means of preventative law, snooping bureaucrats, and the chronic goad of fear.
 - Alan Greenspan, The Assault on Integrity (1963)

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Re: I'm off to Occupy My Bathroom
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2011, 08:30:58 PM »
D)  Out of toilet paper.

 :o
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Re: I'm off to Occupy My Bathroom
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2011, 08:41:25 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on October 08, 2011, 08:30:58 PM
D)  Out of toilet paper.

 :o


No sweat--just use a cop car.
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