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Offline dandi

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If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« on: October 08, 2011, 01:11:26 AM »
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If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
   
Inspired by this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

I'd guess something like some flavor of imitation ice milk base with 1% extra rich chocolate chips. Or something.

C'mon you funny creative people, join in.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2078865

I'm thinking, "Sumthin' For Nuttin'", with:

Curdled Vanilla Ice Cream With A Variety Of Toasted Nuts, Chocolate-Covered Hashish Chunks, And A Sour Grapes Swirl

or

"Don't Glace Me Bro'!" with:

Patchouli-Infused Ice Cream With Electric-Red Cherries, Chocolate Nightsticks, Bruised Banana Pieces and A PEPPERmint Swirl.

or

"Ma 'n' Pa Kettled" with:

Dark Caramel Ice Cream Slightly Redolent Of Unwashed Ass With Chocolate Peace Signs, Dried Fruits And Orange Sherbet "Barrier" Layers

or

"The Whole World Is Retching" with:

Syrup Of Ipecac Ice Cream With Pot Brownie Pieces And Chocolate Taxpayer Coins With A Birkenstock Toejam Swirl

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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2011, 01:31:56 AM »
"99% Organic Freddy or Freda Coolin' our Mother Freeloader"

Organic soy milk, organic hummus sweetened with organic agave nectar, organic carob, bruised & shriveled organic bananas, mixed with food carelessly dropped on the street at the not-on-Wall-Street Wall Street protest. It's a perfect way to stop global warming and show you care for mother earth.

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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2011, 02:00:35 AM »
Chock Full of Nuts

Now with Cheetoe sprinkles.
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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2011, 04:12:28 AM »
I don't know what the flavor would be, but it would smell like it hadn't bathed in 3 weeks.
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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2011, 04:23:09 AM »
They'd make a good looking ice cream box but there would be no ice cream inside. (Because they couldn't agree on a flavour to use...much like the protesters demands)
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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2011, 04:38:57 AM »
It would be granola flavored, fruits, nuts and flakes.
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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2011, 07:20:39 AM »
Actually, this sounds about right:

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I'd guess something like some flavor of imitation ice milk base with 1% extra rich chocolate chips.

All these rich white kids with a token poor black person.
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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2011, 08:23:34 AM »
Is bullshit a flavor?
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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2011, 08:57:46 AM »
Isn't Ben and Jerry's a profitable corporation? Shouldn't they be protesting them for not handing out $5 bills with every quart of ice cream?

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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2011, 09:41:29 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on October 08, 2011, 08:23:34 AM
Is bullshit a flavor?
I'm pretty sure it's not,

But, its aroma would blend in with the park's "ambiance".
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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2011, 09:52:05 AM »
Ben & Jerry's new "Virtual Ice Cream"...clear, colorless, oderless, fat free, zero calories and it's less filling so you can eat all you want for free. It'll be a DUmmie hit.
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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2011, 10:39:55 AM »
“The RICH” … you know, so they can eat “The Rich”.

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Pizza (from moonbats across the country), Cake (from MOOchelle), Tobacco, and Rolling Papers (by request), Laxatives (added by local restaurants because you use their facilities and don‘t buy jack)
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Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2011, 10:57:21 AM »
Schwetty Balls
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