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Offline franksolich

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grouchy old Don explains spontaneous combustion
« on: October 06, 2011, 09:51:41 PM »
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Oh my.

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NNN0LHI  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-06-11 08:50 PM
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Spontaneous combustion killed pensioner, rules coroner

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/spontane...

A coroner in Ireland has ruled that a pensioner found dead at home perished as a result of spontaneous human combustion, in what is believed to be the first such case in the country's history.

Michael Faherty's charred remains were discovered in his living room in Ballybane, Galway, three days before Christmas last year.

The 76-year-old was found lying on his back with his head near an open fireplace. But forensic experts concluded that the fire was not the cause of the blaze that killed him. Nor did they find any accelerants at the scene and there was no evidence that anybody had entered or left.

Baffled detectives said the only clues they could find were a scorched ceiling and floor around the badly burnt corpse, while the rest of the house had sustained only smoke damage.

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GreenPartyVoter  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 08:58 PM
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1. What about the wicking effect? Clothing in a fold of body fat turns into a candle of sorts when a spark or cigarette lands on it and burns the person up.

Uh oh.

If I were the gigantic primitive, I'd worry about that possibility.

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babydollhead  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 08:59 PM
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2. It's one of my favorite ways to go.

My mind was blown by this concept when I was in 7th grade in the 70's.

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Historic NY  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-06-11 09:36 PM
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5. I don't know about that....they always have the same senerio in England...this isn't the first one involving a fire in a fireplace or stove. They always end up in the same position.......call me a skeptic & I've had some certified training. "De Incendiis Corporis Humani Spontaneis." I've seen spontaneous combustion but its always involved a natural setting.

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MattBaggins  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 09:49 PM
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7. So we have a coroner who needs to be relieved of their job

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former9thward  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-06-11 09:58 PM
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9. Just because you deny science doesn't mean he has to.

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MattBaggins  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 10:10 PM
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10. No way

Just the opposite.

SHC is pure and utter bunk and has nothing to do with science. Nice try but no way am I going to let you try and flip that around.

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RagAss (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 10:16 PM
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12. You mean like the Dallas Cowboys did last Sunday?
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: grouchy old Don explains spontaneous combustion
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 09:55:03 PM »
I think Spinal Tap lost four drummers that way.