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Offline Chris_

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Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes
« on: September 27, 2011, 10:46:09 AM »
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Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes

The owners of Ice Cream Family Corner and Sandwiches at the busy intersection of South Pine Avenue and Southwest 17th Street say their two-month-old business is getting creamed because passers-by have mistaken their white-hooded ice cream cone mascot for a KKK protester.

Co-owner Jose Cantres says rumors are swirling on Facebook about the exact nature of the little vanilla cone, and employees heard through word of mouth that potential customers have steered clear of the shop to avoid the character.
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Re: Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011, 11:30:56 AM »
I hear gays used to flock to Dairy Queen until they figured out it was soft-serve only.
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Re: Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2011, 11:39:19 AM »
Come on down to the Ice Cream Family Corner and Sandwiches shop at the busy intersection of South Pine Avenue and Southwest 17th Street...Just look for the burning cross.
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Re: Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2011, 11:39:47 AM »
I hear gays used to flock to Dairy Queen until they figured out it was soft-serve only.

I figured it was because of the Blizzards they're serving up at the DQ. I mean, good God, at least offer a comforter!
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Re: Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2011, 11:58:25 AM »
When all you look for is racism, that's all you will see.
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Re: Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2011, 12:11:22 PM »
When all you look for is racism, that's all you will see.

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Re: Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2011, 02:46:00 PM »
I hear gays used to flock to Dairy Queen until they figured out it was soft-serve only.

Now they stick with BBQ.



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Re: Patrons mistake ice cream shop mascot for KKK robes
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 07:46:05 PM »
They need this guy's costume.   :rotf:


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