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Offline GOBUCKS

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DUmmy Tells A Funny
« on: September 27, 2011, 12:31:12 AM »
I try mightily to avoid making it obvious, but I hold all DUmpmonkeys in utter contempt.

Nevertheless, on the rare occasions when one of the vermin makes a good post, I give due credit.

This is one of those times:
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ohiosmith  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-26-11 11:43 PM
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.   

While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."

 
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

 
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

 
And thus began my life of celibacy.........
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: DUmmy Tells A Funny
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011, 03:29:52 AM »
Martha White....because I'm racist.









Just wanted to say it before a DUmmie did.  :-)
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Re: DUmmy Tells A Funny
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2011, 07:54:57 AM »
I just posted some more of a similar nature in our Comedy Central section.