DUmmies should become jews and live in a Kibbutz.

[JohnnyReb]

SO, I was watching a PBS thing on Kibbutz in Israel. I never knew exactly what a Kibbutz was so I looked it up and found that it was a DUmmies dream come true.

Sounds just like a bunch of communal hippies of the 60's...with the jealousy and greed that eventually creeps into their utopias over time. And if you read the whole article, especially the last half, you will see that the DUmmies (in this case Jews but who have so much in common with out communist loving DUmmies) can't keep their human nature in check forever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibbutz

[DumbAss Tanker]

The flaw is that a in general the kibbutzes were working farms, and so involved actual, physical 'Work' outside, and therefore the DUmmies are disqualified by their fundamental laziness and incompetence, aside from a list of disabilities they would start reeling off if ever asked to lift a shovel or drive a tractor.