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Feeble driving bouncy from illiterate asshole rsmithnumbers
« on: September 29, 2011, 12:38:40 PM »
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rsmith6621 (1000+ posts)     Thu Sep-29-11 10:16 AM
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2 Pieces Of Cardboard and a Black Felt Marker. and a Cop
   


Driving my wife to work this morning there was a car in front of us that had anti abortion stickers almost all over the entire surface of the exterior so I reached in the back seat for two pieces of cardboard and had my wife get the Sharpie out of the glove box and write the following on the 4 sides..


....2 Bad Your

.... Mother Made Mistake

.......And Did Not Have

......U Aborted...Brainless
God Gave Us Choice
Respect That


I then drove next to him and wife started to flash the cards at him,after the last card he flipped us off and speedily drove off...about 2 miles down the freeway a cop had him pulled over looking at his license and registration....


Weak sauce, DUmmy. Go write your wife's cover letters.


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Re: Feeble driving bouncy from illiterate asshole rsmithnumbers
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2011, 12:41:29 PM »
God gave us choice - respect that?

God gave us free will because without it love means nothing.  The logical consequence is that we're free to not love God and free to disobey Him.  I acknowledge that we have choice.  I do not respect immoral choices, though.  So, no thank you, scumbag.

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Re: Feeble driving bouncy from illiterate asshole rsmithnumbers
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 01:01:06 PM »
Too bad the law won't respect my choice to forcibly eliminate you from the population.

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Re: Feeble driving bouncy from illiterate asshole rsmithnumbers
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 01:17:51 PM »
Idiotic, and I don't believe for a minute that his wife got a job.

It's been awhile since we've heard an rsmith bouncy, thanks for finding it BFDU.  They're always cringe-worthy.

By flashing these quickly-made posters/flashcards, isn't he disrupting traffic in a dangerous manner?  If there was an accident, he surely would be to blame.  Wonder if the cop pulled him over instead?  Rsmith, as always, giving democraticks a good name. 


Oh, and choices have consequences. 

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Re: Feeble driving bouncy from illiterate asshole rsmithnumbers
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2011, 03:58:12 PM »
DUmmy rsmithnumbers has really posted some lame bouncy tales. Of course the DUmpmonkeys believe every word.

He tips his hand on this one because his wife could not possibly have a job after his earlier work on her resume cover letter:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=59231.0

He worked on this BurmaShave bouncy for days before submitting it to the DUmp, but it still has that moronic rsmithnumbers flavor.


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Re: Feeble driving bouncy from illiterate asshole rsmithnumbers
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2011, 04:27:01 PM »
Burmashave Bouncy!!   :rotf:

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14. speeding ticket cost will be less money he has to send to Operation Rescue
::)

I've noticed that when rsmith deposits one of these messes on the carpet, he never returns.  DUmmies were 50/50 on whether this was OK or not, but he doesn't come back.  He did come back to the cover letter debacle, but basically to say "I stand by this letter." 

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Re: Feeble driving bouncy from illiterate asshole rsmithnumbers
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2011, 04:47:56 PM »
Burmashave Bouncy!!   :rotf:
 ::)

I've noticed that when rsmith deposits one of these messes on the carpet, he never returns.  DUmmies were 50/50 on whether this was OK or not, but he doesn't come back.  He did come back to the cover letter debacle, but basically to say "I stand by this letter." 

.   Burmashave  Bouncy  . :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Feeble driving bouncy from illiterate asshole rsmithnumbers
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2011, 06:16:46 PM »
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Burmashave  Bouncy

That was hilarious !

Who wants to bet he misspelled every word on his sign. 

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Re: Feeble driving bouncy from illiterate asshole rsmithnumbers
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2011, 07:32:11 PM »
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Dreamer Tatum   (1000+ posts)             Thu Sep-29-11 01:37 PM
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8. Yeah, right.
   
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9. I think I recognize that smilie from somewhere.

Possible CC shout-out?