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Offline BattleHymn

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Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« on: September 26, 2011, 05:46:35 PM »
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CaliforniaPeggy   (1000+ posts)             Sun Sep-25-11 09:16 PM
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My plant is doing something I've never seen before...   
   

 
I'm rooting it in a vase of water and yesterday, this is what I saw:

What follows are two pictures that are supposed to be of a plant in a vase, but the whole thing ends up being overshadowed by the dust and water spots on the window and the vase. 

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pacalo   (1000+ posts)           Sun Sep-25-11 09:21 PM
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1. Oh, I think it will! Look at the little sprout near the bottom.
   
CalPeggy has a green thumb!

Calpig has a dirty thumb. 

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CaliforniaPeggy   (1000+ posts)             Sun Sep-25-11 09:49 PM
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3. My dear pacalo!   
   
I *might* have a green thumb if the plant is indestructible, lol!

That's what I'm talking about...that little leaf under water!

Never saw anything quite like that before...

You could see a lot more through your vases and windows, if you washed them first. 

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RedCloud   (1000+ posts)           Sun Sep-25-11 10:06 PM
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5. Root stimulator does wonders.
   

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CaliforniaPeggy   (1000+ posts)             Sun Sep-25-11 10:45 PM
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6. My dear RedCloud!   
   
Thanks for the tip!

I'm not concerned about how well this is coming along...

I was just amazed to see the little leaf growing under water!

Thanks for the tip?  Seriously?   :thatsright:


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HopeHoops   (1000+ posts)           Mon Sep-26-11 08:15 AM
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7. Imagine the leaf's shock when it FOUND itself under water.
   

Imagine the leaf's shock when it found itself in that dirty vase. 
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2011, 05:52:18 PM »
Haven't you leaned anything from 'the secret diaries of nadin'?  Mere housework is beneath such luminary creatives.  It stifles the spirit. 

Cleaning is for squares, man.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2011, 05:58:15 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 26, 2011, 05:52:18 PM
Haven't you leaned anything from 'the secret diaries of nadin'?  Mere housework is beneath such luminary creatives.  It stifles the spirit. 

Cleaning is for squares, man.

Washing has a way of harshing the mellow of dirt, I gather.


Ladies,

Would you take a picture of a vase in your house, with a window in the background looking like that, and with such a dirty vase? 
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2011, 06:01:17 PM »
Chakras work better when accompanied by BO and greasy upholstery.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2011, 06:14:56 PM »
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Ladies,

Would you take a picture of a vase in your house, with a window in the background looking like that, and with such a dirty vase?
 
Never.

Funny thing, Peggy has a housekeeper.  Maybe the housekeeper doesn't do vases.   :-)

All moonbat women keep dirty homes.  Their pictures prove it.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2011, 06:20:20 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on September 26, 2011, 06:14:56 PM
Peggy has a housekeeper.
She does?  Those things cost money.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2011, 06:24:40 PM »
She's RICH !!

Don't tell I said that.   :lmao:
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2011, 06:34:36 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on September 26, 2011, 06:14:56 PM
Funny thing, Peggy has a housekeeper.

So does the sparkling husband dude, in case anyone didn't know.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2011, 06:35:59 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 26, 2011, 06:34:36 PM
So does the sparkling husband dude, in case anyone didn't know.
I wouldn't expect his wife to do the cleaning.  She's too busy earning a paycheck and keeping a roof over his head.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2011, 06:46:55 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 26, 2011, 05:58:15 PM
Washing has a way of harshing the mellow of dirt, I gather.


Ladies,

Would you take a picture of a vase in your house, with a window in the background looking like that, and with such a dirty vase? 

Not a chance!
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2011, 06:53:10 PM »
In somewhat of a defense for CalPeg, CA is dirty. I cleaned my windows both indoor and out more in the two years I lived in CA than I did in our last house in Texas. I don't know what it is about CA grime and how absolutely filthy your house gets even a day after you clean but CA is gross.

Her vase is filthy as well, that I'm not going to defend.  CalPeg...wash your vase. Also, be mindful of your background. If CalPeg had clean windows normally she would have caught this before she took the picture.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2011, 07:26:15 PM »
I looked at the picture of the plant. It almost looks like it's trying to escape.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2011, 07:31:51 PM »
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5. Root stimulator does wonders.
NEVER talk about root stimulator around the CalPig.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2011, 07:55:13 PM »
my dear Peggy, it's called a Pothos Ivy. It would grow anywhere. You gave it water. That is all it needed.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2011, 08:01:06 PM »
It's really unusual for a DUmmy to grow something you can't smoke.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2011, 12:39:10 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 26, 2011, 08:01:06 PM
It's really unusual for a DUmmy to grow something you can't smoke.

Well, pothos ivy has "pot" in the name, perhaps she was confused...
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2011, 01:13:55 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 26, 2011, 08:01:06 PM
It's really unusual for a DUmmy to grow something you can't smoke.

If it burns you can smoke it.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2011, 02:39:21 AM »
What, no poem about a tiny root in a dirty vase on a dusty windowsill looking out of a filthy window, Peg?

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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2011, 08:50:30 AM »
She's amazed at her talent and accomplishment for having this common houseplant take root in a glass of water?  Enough to bother to take a picture (opening yourself up for commentary), and create a whole thread at the DUmp?  A housecat could do that. 
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2011, 08:58:54 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on September 26, 2011, 07:55:13 PM
my dear Peggy, it's called a Pothos Ivy. It would grow anywhere. You gave it water. That is all it needed.

You can plop one in a fishtank too.  I'm a little amused that she's getting a big kick out of that.  I've got plants in water all over my house and yes, leaves can sprout under the water.  Oooooooh.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2011, 09:10:45 AM »
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CalPeggy has a green thumb!

It's !@#$ing ivy, for crying out loud.  And yes, true to liberal form, the windows are disgustingly filthy.  No doubt the rest of the house has food particles and pet stains all over, and some form of pest infestation.  The rest of the dirty liberals at DU live the same way.
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Re: Calpig lives up to her name by having dirty windows
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2011, 11:15:09 AM »
Looks like pot growing outside the window.
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