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Offline Eupher

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Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2011, 06:34:52 AM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on August 28, 2011, 11:11:37 PM
They may indeed call when it arrives but those Starbucks toting hemp shirt wearing Birkenstock shod menstruating metrosexual bong sucking patchouli reeking pencil necked limp wristed nose ring bedazzled haircut needing Obama voting Oedipus worshiping whale saving tree hugging Peta donating toenail polishing boyfriend having military trashing mouse and spider eek jump on a stool fearing moped jockey girlie men working behind the counter won't be able to find it for you when you get there.

(a little bird told me just go look in the magazine aisle, top shelf of the bottom tier, the row you have to get down on one knee and look up to view. Unceremoniously crammed behind the crochet magazines with your order ticket attached. You will get the hot blond at the checkout because it will of course be time for Jeff Spicoli and Pauly Shore to be out back in the alley on a smoke break)

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Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2011, 08:53:57 AM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on August 28, 2011, 11:11:37 PM
They may indeed call when it arrives but those Starbucks toting hemp shirt wearing Birkenstock shod menstruating metrosexual bong sucking patchouli reeking pencil necked limp wristed nose ring bedazzled haircut needing Obama voting Oedipus worshiping whale saving tree hugging Peta donating toenail polishing boyfriend having military trashing mouse and spider eek jump on a stool fearing moped jockey girlie men working behind the counter won't be able to find it for you when you get there.

(a little bird told me just go look in the magazine aisle, top shelf of the bottom tier, the row you have to get down on one knee and look up to view. Unceremoniously crammed behind the crochet magazines with your order ticket attached. You will get the hot blond at the checkout because it will of course be time for Jeff Spicoli and Pauly Shore to be out back in the alley on a smoke break)

 :rotf:

Sure do thank you for the entertainment while I wait for the book and the call........but since I'm in the middle of the Bible belt and it's is very much Republican country here, have never had a problem with tree huggers  so far, not calling when one of my books are in....oh ya .. my son-in-law's family owns the shopping center they are in.
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Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2011, 09:37:20 AM »
Powell is apparently already out whining about it.
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Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2011, 10:00:22 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 29, 2011, 09:37:20 AM
Powell is apparently already out whining about it.

Guilty dog barks, huh... :-)
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Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2011, 04:32:43 PM »
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Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2011, 04:32:48 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on August 28, 2011, 11:11:37 PM
They may indeed call when it arrives but those Starbucks toting hemp shirt wearing Birkenstock shod menstruating metrosexual bong sucking patchouli reeking pencil necked limp wristed nose ring bedazzled haircut needing Obama voting Oedipus worshiping whale saving tree hugging Peta donating toenail polishing boyfriend having military trashing mouse and spider eek jump on a stool fearing moped jockey girlie men working behind the counter won't be able to find it for you when you get there.

(a little bird told me just go look in the magazine aisle, top shelf of the bottom tier, the row you have to get down on one knee and look up to view. Unceremoniously crammed behind the crochet magazines with your order ticket attached. You will get the hot blond at the checkout because it will of course be time for Jeff Spicoli and Pauly Shore to be out back in the alley on a smoke break)

 :rofl: :lmao: :lmao: :-)

Daaaaaaaaaamn, THAT was funny; best post I've read in ages.

H5 for ya, homie.
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