He forgot:
Wake up, sift through pile of clothes in corner for least stinky/stained outfit.
Blame Bush/Cheney/Republicans/Conservatives/Capitalism/rotten childhood for their unhappiness.
Troll school playgrounds for underaged dates/check out latest gay porn site on public library computers.
Cash welfare check/bum money from parents, buy dope.
Check DU web site/smoke joint.
