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Offline CG6468

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83-Year-Old Gets Breast Implants to Keep Up With Kids
« on: August 27, 2011, 08:32:44 AM »
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83-Year-Old Gets Breast Implants to Keep Up With Kids

By SUSAN DONALDSON JAMES
Aug. 10, 2011

Marie Kolstad, an energetic property manager from Orange County, Calif., needed a lift in her busy life, but kept it secret from her four children, 13 grandchildren and 12 great-grandchildren, fearing they would disapprove.

At the age of 83, after being widowed for more than a decade, Kolstad spent $8,000 on three-hour breast implant surgery on July 22. "I never gave a thought to meeting someone different," she said. "It was more about looking in the mirror and liking who I am."

And she says her doctor has other plastic surgery patients who are even older than she is. "This seemed like a simple way to go and I didn't think it was a big deal," she said.

Kolstad -- a 32A as a young woman -- had blossomed in middle age into a 36C. At her age, she told the New York Times in a report this week, "your breasts go in one direction and your brain goes in another."

"The girls" grow larger
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Re: 83-Year-Old Gets Breast Implants to Keep Up With Kids
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2011, 08:49:39 AM »
Honey, you're 83! If you can roll them up like socks getting an augmentation is just going to turn them into clown balloons.
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Re: 83-Year-Old Gets Breast Implants to Keep Up With Kids
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2011, 08:56:08 AM »
I say go Granny! If it makes ya feel good do it.

"If I died on the operating table at least I would look good in my casket" I love it!
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Re: 83-Year-Old Gets Breast Implants to Keep Up With Kids
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2011, 09:02:40 AM »
Will they need ironing to get out the wrinkles?
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Re: 83-Year-Old Gets Breast Implants to Keep Up With Kids
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2011, 09:25:38 AM »
Look on the bright side: If she falls forward she should bounce right back up...none that "Help! I've fallen and can't get up" shit for her.
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Re: 83-Year-Old Gets Breast Implants to Keep Up With Kids
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2011, 10:21:20 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2011, 09:25:38 AM
Look on the bright side: If she falls forward she should bounce right back up...none that "Help! I've fallen and can't get up" shit for her.

I can see any woman who at any age wanting to get a face lift.   This ,your face is how one is perceived by the public.

Something odd about any woman over 65-70 wanting a boob job for a reason that is non medical.  WHY?? Who but oneself will see these gorgeous globes from medical science.

Crap will this woman now go to Japan to get her Madian Head replaced and few tucks in her Vergina??

Oh Hell Grandma, go for the whole shebang while overseas, that old utterest is just waiting around doing nothing, get a few fertilised eggs implanted.

 Can then become the first 90 year old with perkey Brest's to give birth to a baby while technically a Virgin.

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Re: 83-Year-Old Gets Breast Implants to Keep Up With Kids
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2011, 12:19:07 PM »
Eh, doesn't bother me a bit.  She's old enough to make her own decisions.  From her picture, she doesn't look that bad, and it sounds like the doctor basically gave her the breasts she had when she was a bit younger. 
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Re: 83-Year-Old Gets Breast Implants to Keep Up With Kids
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2011, 12:22:50 PM »
She doesn't look a day over 70.
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Re: 83-Year-Old Gets Breast Implants to Keep Up With Kids
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2011, 01:05:14 PM »
I'm just floppygasted by this.
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