Excerpts of the wit and wisdom of Mr. Dabaldy:
Roughly translated:
Npg Coreywit Dabaldy
Selling illegal drugs retail. Man, am I high!
Saturday at 1:22pm via Facebook Mobile
Npg Coreywit Dabaldy
Why, oh why, does every woman you meet, and find attractive, turn out to want cash on the barrelhead instead of loving a desirable catch like me for my own sterling qualities?
August 11 at 7:52pm via Facebook Mobile
The rest is an image, but goes like this:
You have 50 stout fellows but there are 5 of us with high capacity firearms, why do you run when we show up, then? I fart in your general direction, you are beneath my contempt, and indeed you are a poor excuse for a drug gang. Fie on you.
- (Kell Daddi) So... what happened?
- (Dabaldy) Errm, worry not, young stalwart, this is the business of grown-ups!